Mark's One Man Show (Part 2)

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What humorous antics kick off Mark's One Man Show?

Unknown 0:00
Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible, this episode. Belittling Bob cleans his micro-pond, while Whacked Wade prowls Carl and Hurts from playing with his balls. Then, they double-teamed a ban. Multi-talented marks. salaciously slays buyers, notes nerfs, moves mice, power paints like Picasso, and talks backwards like a titan. From facing foils to Wade's terrible translations. Yes, it's time for Mark's One Man Show, part two. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hello. Bob, you come in. Okay, yeah. Hey, welcome back to another episode of Distractible. I'm your co-host for today's episode. And I'm your co-host for today's episode. If you missed the last one, you should go back and watch because it was a real ripper and it ended with Mark getting the winner's wheel and landing on the one man show.
Unknown 1:13
And therefore Bob and I had to do a lot of work.
Wade 1:16
Hours spent by candlelight, moonlight, and a little bit of other light source.
Unknown 1:21
Mark's least favorite kind of light. Moonlight. Oh, God, not moonlight. Man, this whole Artemis thing was happening, and I just had to turn off my TV, unplug my cable. Internet houses, like, I can't deal with this moon nonsense. Oh, yeah, and Mark's the competitor. Introducing us feels so stilted now. Like, I get that there might be people listening to this, like, they're probably new listeners, blah, blah, blah. But there's, like, over 400 of these things. If you want an introduction that makes sense, go watch one of the early ones. We really had a whole script as a whole thing. anymore what's the point you know especially today usually there's one judge and there's two guys and they're competing out the window today is mark's one man show it's all about mark it's yay yippee so ready it's going to be a a celebration of things that mark enjoys and that mark is very good at
Unknown 2:18
See, I know both of you, when you're judging, you put your thumb on the scale because you're like, it's a little too close to a tie here. Let me just... No, me, I face it down. I face it down. I've had a number of winner wheel spins lately. What do you mean? That's true. That's true. But for my story, I'm going to keep saying this. Oh, no. Craft the narrative. Yeah, sorry, sorry. Craft the narrative. Yeah, because there's no other people here, so I could lose as many points as I want. So I'm free for the first time in our entire podcast history.
Bob 2:49
Yeah, you've never been a cruel dictator before or anything.
Unknown 2:54
Never. Ever. I don't recall that happening in explicit detail. Never. Wait, we were going to still do small talk, right? Since we only do these so rarely now. The podcast episodes? Yeah. I feel like we have to do small talk. Otherwise, no one's going to understand what's going on in our very busy and exciting lives. I agree. And we have so much to talk about that we didn't want to skip a week because then it's like, well, it'll be gone by next week and we'll never remember it happened. I just took a trip to Cincinnati. That was fun. Just to visit. Our Cincinnati or? Yeah, we were all hanging out. Oh, who's we? We, you, me, that other guy. You, me and Molly's husband.

What challenges did Mark face in preparing for the show?

Unknown 3:33
That other guy. Not a good start. Not a good start. Yeah. James, is that you? What do you think he got it? It's a good city. It looks really nice. Smells great. Tastes wonderful. There's really no comparison. No comparison to the Cincy, as they call it in the Cincy. The Cincy. That's true. That's catching on. Copyrighted phrase. You owe Mr. Cincinnati $5. Is that like the red guy with the baseball head? No, that's Mr. Redlegs. Mr. Cincinnati is our glorious founder and leader. And he's the one who invented the catchphrase, the Cincy.
Wade 4:11
But he also has a baseball for a head, but that's a coincidence.
Unknown 4:15
It's a tragic childhood accident, not a fun baseball mascot. Don't get them mixed up. But other than that, you know, besides the things that you guys talked about, it's been nothing but Slay the Spire 2. That has been my life. It's been so nice. Everybody already knows this because Slay the Spire 2 was like the number one most played games.

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