Bob

You got any small talk there?

Well, I do.

I got one moment.

I got one moment that was kind of funny for everyone else and not me.

So, dogs.

Dogs pee.

Dogs poop, right?

You gotta take dogs outside.

They pee and poop.

And sometimes...

it's cold and kind of snowy and you expect no one to really be outside so you open the door sometimes i'll walk outside i'm like humming a song or something sometimes i'm like let's go poop and then at the same time there just happens to be the neighbor's landscaping company outside working in the yard and so i walk outside you know glasses on in my pajamas flip-flops and just like let's go poop

and then the dogs see that there's people and not only do i have to look at the embarrassment of them looking over because i say that then my dogs take off full speed barking like they're ferocious even though they're tiny little wiener dogs all the way over to the neighbor's yard and like running circles around the people so i get to go fetch said dogs to make sure i have to have as much

Human contact after that initial greeting as possible.

And that was my start to yesterday.

Yeah, there were four people working in their yard and they all...

Not every time.

Different things happen different times I open the door.

One of my favorites, there was a game that came out on PlayStation a long time ago called Gex Enter the Gecko.

It was like a little lizard that would walk around.

And the first area is like a little horror-themed area, and it's like kind of Scooby-Doo.