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What humorous anecdotes are shared at the beginning of the episode?
Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible, this episode. Multitudinous Mark, perfection passorified, fucks his foot, then plays to the loyal. Botox Bob recounts James's joyous japes, prints like a pro, slays the stank, loves thick hard wood, and weaponizes taxes. Wiener Wade poops in public, backs bacon power, threatens damnation, and advises assaulting the divine. from jonesing hard to naked marsupials yes it's time for that sounds good now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show
Hello and welcome back to Distractable. I know you've been jonesing for an episode. Going from two to one must be hard, but we're all going to get through it. We may not be the same on the other side, but we're all going to get through it.
That's what she said.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I could- I'm sorry. Sorry. Continue. Cut that out. Elixian, cut that out. No, no. We're gonna- Elixian doesn't work here. Wait, Sam, edit that back in. Sam, kill Elixian.
Whoa! Whoa! Uh, God. Kill Mark. I win. Podcast out.
All right, so I'm the clone of Mark. We've gone through multiple versions of me. If you don't know how this all works, it is different pretty much never. It is always the same in that one of us hosts. I guess it's kind of different because we all host differently, and some of us read the rules. Remember the script? We did have a script. We had a script once upon a time. I don't remember.
Yeah, I don't know that you ever used it, but Mark and I had a thing that we looked at.
Never had a thing that I know of. Anyway, I host These Two Compete. I have a game that changes almost every time. Sometimes we do sequels, but this week I've got a new one for you. But I'm going to read you the title that is not the title of this episode, which I was really, really, really excited about, but I could not think of where to take it. Loser Gets Plastic Surgery. I really like the name of that as a video. Man, I'm glad that one didn't make the cut. I think there's something there like the perfectest crime. I'm going to just have that there. It's someday loser gets plastic surgery. I've always thought I would look good with Botox.
There's that's fair, Bob. I choose to win that episode then.
All right. You better compete hard. It's going to be tough. Wow, we need a handshake, too. We enter each episode fresh new people who have lived their lives. And now that we have gone down to one week, surely this week we are definitely engaged. We've lived life. We have small talk to bring to the table. New exciting adventures.
How does the conversation transition to discussing 3D printing?
I can't wait. Who wants to go first?
James told a new joke this week. I can't compete with that. That's great. The story is... I'll just tell it. It's pretty funny. We listened to music. I was driving him in the car. It was me and him. We listened to music. One of the songs that comes up on the playlist is I Like to Move It, Move It from Madagascar. specifically i think this is the one for madagascar 3 because it has it's the one by will.i.am and it has the moto moto bit in it which i think is madagascar 3 or 2 i think it's 3 doesn't matter anyway i it comes on and james recently very recently has started singing along with stuff which is super cute and he's really good uh he's really good rhythm and he's trying to match pitches and stuff it's very cool and he started singing along and i sort of like was driving and not paying close attention and he was kind of like
and I started bopping my head and I was like I'll sing with him I like to move it move it I like and he was like dad stop that's not the words I was like I'm I'm pretty sure that's the word stop I think and he was like No, I'm singing. I like to fart it, fart it. And I fucking lost it. I laugh like I did not notice he had changed the words. That's very creative for a three year old. I think that's hilarious. And he I laughed enough that he was like, all right, this might be the new funniest joke I've ever told. And he looks he looks up and he goes, call mom. call mom and tell her so i called mandy on the car phone to tell her that he was saying i like to fart it fart it very funny i've told everyone i talked to this story because it's just stuck in my head it's fucking hilarious he's gonna be a funny kid
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What humorous anecdotes are shared at the beginning of the episode?
0:00–2:55
2
How does the conversation transition to discussing 3D printing?
2:55–9:35
3
What funny story is told about a child's singing in the car?
9:35–13:23
4
How do the hosts compare book fairs and summer camps?
13:23–21:23
5
What arguments are made about the benefits of going to the dentist?
21:23–27:37
6
How do the hosts humorously discuss taxes?
27:37–34:55
7
What are the memorable moments shared about summer camp experiences?
34:55–42:18
8
How does the episode conclude with a biblical reference?
42:18–55:10