Markiplier

Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable, this episode

Malefluent Mark finally gets his just rewards, has a blue bucket for blood, and has supply issues.

Brainy Bob trainily cooks, lands cool tuition, and experiences excruciatingly harrowing explosive eruptions.

White-whiskered Wade gets befuddled like Strake, demands lube, and opens up about his truly terrible trials.

From cold opens to heartfelt hard truths.

Yes, it's time for burnout.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Oh no, no, no, no, no.

This is the show.

Where we have a very concise, clean intro every time, and cold opens are a thing that are relegated to a Baldemort, who is way better at them than us as we are.

Are you just sensitive to it?

Bald.

Alright, I'm gonna give you a bald point.

I'm particularly sensitive about that today, apparently.

It's all right, man.

It's all right, man.

That's what this episode is going to be all about.

Spoiler warning.

What spoiler?

I was trying to think of what the spoiler was, but then I realized it was a bit.