Markiplier

Oh my god.

See, the headline of this article is Markiplier ditched the Iron Lung VFX company over budget and turned his own bathroom into a render farm with old servers from eBay.

Which is not what I said at all.

What I said was, we were subcontracting a VFX company to do some of the simulations for the blood and the opening sequence of the movie.

The problem was the iterations that I needed because there were some translation differences between hiring them and what I would say I want and what they would execute upon.

The problem with simulations is they're incredibly computationally intense.

They require a lot of hardware specialized for just doing simulations.

It's not just about GPU power, it's about distributed CPU power.

So the fidelity of the shot, it's like, this is all me in.

I'm reading my own quote, which is in this article here.

I think this counts as libel.

Is this libel?

libel is when it's done been written yeah so saying that i ditched the vfx company not only over budget it's just such a ditch ingenuous title is like i feel my you know how i always sue literally anyone at any opportunity i'm like yeah i heard you fired amy then slept with the director's wife yeah yeah yeah well libel i mean slander that one slander get him yeah get me get me for the right one man come on

I guess that one's true.

So I'm going to grow a couple of extra arms.

Call me the slander man.

Why has no one done that yet?

That seems obvious.

Wait, that's so obvious.

Thanks.