Bob

It was a weird game.

Never finished it, but I've always got the quotes of his little one liners in the overworld map.

I kept thinking to myself that whenever Bob was describing James, I was like, man, he and I are going to get along famously one day.

No, you're going to be competitors.

The whole looking around, telling a joke that's either not funny anymore or you still find funny, but no one else does.

And like, ah, remember guys, I said that thing.

I was like, God, that's so me.

I'll start 3D printing in 20 years whenever you guys are onto 4D.

That's how far behind I usually am on things.

I keep complaining to people, like, it's becoming, like, a thing.

I'm like, what did I do?

Because all of my friends, including you two, we're like the same age, and yet, look at me.

Has life been that hard on me?

You're a parent and you don't look as old as I do.

What did I do?

I grayed, I bald, I fatted, I chipped my tooth, I've done everything.

It all stayed inside.

I don't know.

I took it off and shook it around.

It seemed fine.