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And I was like, just don't fucking do anything. Just stay in these lines. Stay going 35. And I was just waiting, and then he just broke off. But it was clearly, it was one of those where I was like, I pulled over. I was like, oh, my God. Like, it was, you see your life, like, because if that one, he wouldn't have been like, it's your lucky day. He'd be like, we need to call extra units over here.

Yeah, like, what is this guy? Yeah, this guy's fucking heavy.

Yeah, like, what is this guy? Yeah, this guy's fucking heavy.

Yeah, like, what is this guy? Yeah, this guy's fucking heavy.

A funny drinking thing I think of with you is, you know when you do college gigs, the kid, for whatever reason, I don't know why this was a thing, maybe it's not anymore, but if there was a thing where they're like, all right, it's going to be this amount of money, you're going to get picked up at this time, do 60 minutes, and then the students want to take you out to dinner. Oh.

A funny drinking thing I think of with you is, you know when you do college gigs, the kid, for whatever reason, I don't know why this was a thing, maybe it's not anymore, but if there was a thing where they're like, all right, it's going to be this amount of money, you're going to get picked up at this time, do 60 minutes, and then the students want to take you out to dinner. Oh.

A funny drinking thing I think of with you is, you know when you do college gigs, the kid, for whatever reason, I don't know why this was a thing, maybe it's not anymore, but if there was a thing where they're like, all right, it's going to be this amount of money, you're going to get picked up at this time, do 60 minutes, and then the students want to take you out to dinner. Oh.

And for whatever reason, you're like, why is this part of it? And they're all younger than me and stuff. And then sometimes I say, I don't want to do the dinner or whatever. But then I'm so lonely and I'm in whatever town that they'll be like, we're going to go to a bar if you want. But you know it's a college bar and you're still like, I don't know.

And for whatever reason, you're like, why is this part of it? And they're all younger than me and stuff. And then sometimes I say, I don't want to do the dinner or whatever. But then I'm so lonely and I'm in whatever town that they'll be like, we're going to go to a bar if you want. But you know it's a college bar and you're still like, I don't know.

And for whatever reason, you're like, why is this part of it? And they're all younger than me and stuff. And then sometimes I say, I don't want to do the dinner or whatever. But then I'm so lonely and I'm in whatever town that they'll be like, we're going to go to a bar if you want. But you know it's a college bar and you're still like, I don't know.

And I was also like, last time I did college was like 10 years ago. But... I remember one time they were like, Tom Segura came with us once and he drank with us. And I remember being like, are you sure? And I felt like I should do it. Cause I was like, well, if Tom did it, he's a better comic than me. If he's drinking with these fucking young kids.

And I was also like, last time I did college was like 10 years ago. But... I remember one time they were like, Tom Segura came with us once and he drank with us. And I remember being like, are you sure? And I felt like I should do it. Cause I was like, well, if Tom did it, he's a better comic than me. If he's drinking with these fucking young kids.

And I was also like, last time I did college was like 10 years ago. But... I remember one time they were like, Tom Segura came with us once and he drank with us. And I remember being like, are you sure? And I felt like I should do it. Cause I was like, well, if Tom did it, he's a better comic than me. If he's drinking with these fucking young kids.

He had so much fun with us. Like, no, he didn't. It was in Colorado somewhere. Oh, I know where that was. Really? Was that the School of Mining? Yeah, Golden, the town of Golden. That was in the School of Mining. I remember doing that. You know what the craziest thing was at that show? I remember that it was Obama was either president or being elected. That's how long ago that was.

He had so much fun with us. Like, no, he didn't. It was in Colorado somewhere. Oh, I know where that was. Really? Was that the School of Mining? Yeah, Golden, the town of Golden. That was in the School of Mining. I remember doing that. You know what the craziest thing was at that show? I remember that it was Obama was either president or being elected. That's how long ago that was.

He had so much fun with us. Like, no, he didn't. It was in Colorado somewhere. Oh, I know where that was. Really? Was that the School of Mining? Yeah, Golden, the town of Golden. That was in the School of Mining. I remember doing that. You know what the craziest thing was at that show? I remember that it was Obama was either president or being elected. That's how long ago that was.

And the reason I'll never forget, first of all, they had me perform in the cafeteria.

And the reason I'll never forget, first of all, they had me perform in the cafeteria.

And the reason I'll never forget, first of all, they had me perform in the cafeteria.

yeah I did this exact show in the cafeteria outside of Lance Armstrong statue why is it always in the cafeteria they don't have anywhere else they don't care so there's like let's say 200 people in there and I'm getting into like I have you know a bit about I just can't remember whether it's he's being he's running or he's elected something Obama joke it's my Obama bit and I go and I say something like