Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
18 Dec 2024
Chapter 1: What did Tom and Christina apologize for?
If it were in fashion right now, I'd say keep it because I do enjoy it on your face.
And the cool thing is, it is not in fashion.
It's not in fashion right now. You can't do it. You can bring it back.
I think I'll just let the rest of the face come together. So much to mention. I don't even know where to start. I guess we should start by pointing out that we have finally, after a lot of back and forth, a lot of really emotional chats, we have welcomed back our, um, original, uh, booth crew.
That's right.
So they're here today, but, uh, they said that they wanted to say something before we moved on.
Yeah. You know, we all just wanted to extend our apologies. Um, I wanted to say I, uh, I extend my sincerest apologies for my inappropriate reaction during your moment of peril. Laughing while you were choking was not my finest hour, and I promise it wasn't because I was enjoying your distress. I'd like to formally ask for my job back.
I promise to show the utmost respect for your health and well-being moving forward. Stupid. I will also learn the Heimlich maneuver and have it on standby at all times and refrain from laughing at any other life-threatening situations. Very well.
Are you happy?
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Chapter 2: Who is Jeff Dye and what is his new special about?
Oh, even better.
Chapter 3: What are the thoughts on big city girls?
So maybe that got people even more fired up.
Chapter 4: How do Taboo jokes and offensive last names fit into comedy?
Because that's, you know what, in the rock and roll world, that's what you want. To be bi? You want guys and girls to want to bang you. It's that David Bowie thing.
Does it say anything? Where, okay. Oh, this is great about the internet. You just right away. One of the, McRib. Can you make that bigger? One of the related terms that comes up in Google when searching the name of the UHC shooter is, is Luigi Mangione bisexual? It might seem like a pretty strange thing to focus on, but obviously things went viral.
A 26-year-old was arrested last week, spent a wild seven days that he was killed in a premeditated, preplanned, targeted attack outside an NYC hotel. He was on his way to speak, blah, blah, blah. Where does it get to that part? Ex-users in particular were positively tripping over each other to see who could post the horniest response to the photos.
It was, at its core, an outlet for people's intense frustration about the U.S. health care crisis, as well as a distraction. Okay.
I like his smile there, I have to admit. He looks like Jake Gyllenhaal.
This is basically why he got caught. Hmm. This is like, well, I'm sure there was other physical evidence that could have led to him being caught. He did have prints there, you know, the shell casings, footage elsewhere. But this was the first time he lowered his mask. It was reported to flirt with, like to smile at one of the, like the sales lady at Starbucks or something.
He was like, hey, or like at the hostel or something. So that's what gave, you know, the image of his face. Um, so still, we're still not seeing why, where this came from the buy stuff. Um, I don't know. This is still not it. A small but vocal minority of LGBTQ plus people started at that point to claim him as one of their own.
Despite any evidence other than his love of artists beloved by the queer community. At that point, several users began to call Mangione gay and shared unconfirmed photos of his, quote, boyfriends.
However, the Luigi Mangione is bisexual rumor really took flight at 745 UK time when the ex-account, which covers University of Pennsylvania campus culture, treated breaking by confirmed, along with unverified screenshot of what it looked like a text message that read, a friend of mine made out with him when he was a student. For those curious, he is bi. Thank God that's confirmed. I know. So fun.
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Chapter 8: What do they think about holiday traditions and costumes?
Look how happy he is. And when he's looking back, like he's like, look at him looking back. He's really trying to impress everybody. Like, check this out. Oh, God. I like the scream. The screams are always good.
Very guttural. You got to know how to light an explosive. I mean... Well, how do you learn that? Don't they teach you that? Like, you don't hold it in the hand and da-da-da.
Also, maybe just try to get, like, a super long wick on something.
Yeah, like pony tunes, right? Like, we all learned how to do this. Or put the thing down and then, you know, I just...
That's the kind of thing, though, part of me, I go, that's hilarious. And then I always just think about our boys.
I know.
They're going to have a thing.
We've got to show them this.
I've learned that with my sisters. Sisters will have bickering between mom. They'll go through these wars where one girl will be mean to mom, mom will be mean back. It's this weird female battle. But with boys, it's always some big one thing. They get arrested or they knock up a girl or they beat up a kid in school who's gay. Some weird thing. Some big thing. Just for being alive and gay.
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