Bowen Yang
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I know it was on our minds.
Well, you know, when I first saw the provolone, it looked like sort of a cute pillow to me.
I was horrified to find that it's fake as fuck.
Don't tap it too hard, you'll reveal.
But I do like to have a security pillow at all times.
I've found that whenever I do a thing and there's a security pillow, I am clutching it.
Like letting go the snuggle of it all.
Because I'll tell you what else.
People don't talk about it because they don't want to talk about it because it's gross, I suppose.
People sweat in their sleep.
And by the way, I recently hear from multiple sources that not only do I snore, but that it's pretty bad.
And I, unfortunately, am privy to my parents snoring, which is quite simply roars.
And I was like, oh, genetically, if I'm on this path,
Maybe it's euthanasia for me because I don't want to live that life.