Bowen Yang

I don't remember if his name was Max or Trask.

It could have been either.

He had the energy of both.

we start floating down and that's when my body started to like panic.

So I'm dry heaving in my shirt while this man is tied to my back.

You're going to be okay, dude.

Why the dry heaving?

Because I thought it would be a smarter idea to not eat that day so that I wouldn't have anything to throw up.

But then when I was on an empty stomach, I guess I just didn't have enough like juice in my body to get through the experience.

So that was terrible.

And we finally land.

Of course they got it all on video because we paid a little more to get it videotaped.

my friend Kevin who I went with goes well I loved it I don't know I'm gonna go again in two weeks so he goes again in two weeks comes back I said how was skydiving he goes we landed and the guy told me yo I had to go to the backup shoot what

Mid free fall, he pulls the cord that is supposed to make the thing pop out.

I was about to say balloon pop out.

The parachute pop out, thank you.

And he said it didn't work.

And for the first time in his career ever, like as a tandem sky jump instructor or whatever they are, he had to pull the backup chute.

And thank God the backup chute worked.

And by the way, had it not, you've signed your life away already.