Bowen Yang

Yeah, no, that's it.

Okay, I do feel, though, if I was mid-skydive and I found out it was not gonna happen, like that a parachute was not coming out, I do think at that point, you're like, oh, wow, I'm gonna die.

And at least you know it's not gonna be painful, because I would imagine that's a right-away moment.

It's like if I was in the ocean and I saw a shark.

I would die of shock immediately.

It wouldn't mean to kill me.

At that point, I'm done.

They're eating a dead guy.

100%, which I'm sure they would love.

I'm not gonna struggle, nothing.

Easy lunch for them.

Yeah, but no.

Sometimes I'll get turbulence on a plane and my body will go into what feels like sepsis.

I'm like, oh, like I'm literally like my one shoulder just kind of goes involuntarily like that.

My body twists in a knot because I'm ready for death because of like a little air pocket.

Here's a word, skiing.

No thanks.

Again, my boyfriend like lives part of the year in Aspen.

I somehow got like a chic boyfriend who does things like ski in Aspen.

Is he rich?