Bowen Yang
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Like, it's not real.
Like, the five second rule is like, it's dirty.
Put that away.
On your bathroom floor, Bowen.
Pretty close to the bowl, yeah.
Pretty close.
Can I really get vulnerable here?
I feel good with everybody in the room.
Just if anyone were to witness me digging in my nostrils for shit, I would be dead.
I would move planets.
I would go away.
I would leave this earth.
I've never had that happen, but tell me more.
But I want to know more about earwax if you're willing to share.
I'm not here to... Please believe me when I say this.
I am jealous.
Do you mean that?
Because my earwax... Gets logged.
Gets logged.
It doesn't... I wish it clumped.