"Animal Style" (w/ Caleb Hearon)

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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang 1h 44m 4 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 5 months ago

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What is discussed at the start of this section?

Unknown 0:00

This is an iHeart Podcast.

Caleb Hearon 0:02

Guaranteed human. Where? Oh, I see. My, oh my. Bowen, look over there. Wow, is that culture? Yes.

Bowen Yang 0:12

Oh my goodness.

Caleb Hearon 0:12

Wow.

Bowen Yang 0:12

Las Culturistas. Ding dong. Las Culturistas calling.

Caleb Hearon 0:17

We're talking nails on both the hands and feet. We're talking pedicures, manicures.

Bowen Yang 0:22

Feet nails. How we like to get them. Hand nails.

Caleb Hearon 0:24

Yep. The hangups that go into scheduling them.

Bowen Yang 0:27

So I go like... My nails become like... Pica, is that what it is? It starts to flake. I peel layer by layer of keratin.

What are the hangups around scheduling nail appointments?

Caleb Hearon 0:41

I guess what we're all saying is we're nail biters here. This is a nail biter community.

Bowen Yang 0:44

I've since been reformed. I've since reformed.

Caleb Hearon 0:47

They look amazing, I have to say.

Bowen Yang 0:49

No, I don't know about that.

Caleb Hearon 0:50

They look great. And you have such nice jewelry, you want people to notice it clearly. So when everyone looks at your fingers, it's like they better be together, those little cutes.

Bowen Yang 0:59

Sure, sure. But you are, you're chronic with it. You are a chronic biter.

Caleb Hearon 1:05

That is how my anxiety manifests.

Bowen Yang 1:07

That's right.

Caleb Hearon 1:08

You know, when I was a little boy, I was flexible enough to put my toe in my toenail in my mouth. And then my mother saw me doing it one time. I was like seven or eight.

How do personal habits like nail biting relate to anxiety?

Caleb Hearon 1:17

And she sat me down like I had like done something really wrong. And she was like, I want to talk to you about what it is you've been doing.

Bowen Yang 1:24

Was the fetish born or killed in that moment?

Caleb Hearon 1:27

I guess killed because it was like, it was really serious. It was like, I really want to talk to you about your behavior. It's like I had been doing drugs or something like this has to stop. You have to stop putting your foot in your mouth and biting off the toe. Now. Don't worry. I don't do it anymore. I can't only because I can't get it up there.

Bowen Yang 1:46

We were talking to our guests. I bet you could. All right.

Caleb Hearon 1:52

We were talking to our visual medium. Can Matt put his own foot in his mouth?

Bowen Yang 1:56

This is what it's all about. He can. Where our guest is, the habit is returning, as he's saying, because he's dealing with a stressful sort of... He's in a stressful situation where nails get bitten. Yeah. I... Oh, my God. Oh, he's wearing Uggs and a matching sock.

Matt Rogers 2:15

Wait, guys, am I supposed to be talking right now?

Bowen Yang 2:17

No, hold on one second.

Caleb Hearon 2:17

Hold on one second. Talk in 15 seconds. Our guest is wearing Uggs, and that's not all he's contributing to the culture.

Bowen Yang 2:25

So true. So true.

Caleb Hearon 2:27

You already know it.

Bowen Yang 2:27

You know it. You love it. Yeah. It is... It is the current sort of... Current fucking reigning. The current fucking reigning.

Caleb Hearon 2:38

Model comedian on HBO Max, which I did have to double check it is back to being HBO Max. Just going forward, we all know it's back to HBO Max. It's not HBO, it's not Max, or it is HBO, but then it's not Max, it's HBO Max.

Bowen Yang 2:52

It's Valerie Cherish's HBO Max. Quite. And he's in this movie that is coming out soon called The Devil Wears Prada 2. The Squeakquel. The Squeakquel. That actually is the Shequel.

Caleb Hearon 3:10

If there's any Shequel that's a Shequel, it's Devil Wears Prada 2.

Bowen Yang 3:14

Absolutely. You're in the sequel. How's that feel? Okay, let's bring him in. This is our good friend.

Caleb Hearon 3:20

Everybody, please welcome Caleb Aaron! You know that our listeners have been begging for... All they want to hear is you, not us.

Bowen Yang 3:29

Well, you guys refused to have me on. That's not really true. And this was a bit on your pod. Let's unpack this. Did I do this bit? I think you were talking with someone about how- Did I do a bit about me not coming on Lost Hospital? Yeah, like we never invited you.

Matt Rogers 3:41

Oh, that's really funny. I mean, you guys have been avoiding me like the plague. What is it? I don't feel this is true.

Caleb Hearon 3:45

I honestly, I feel that what it was, was there was an era where we were kind of doing guests not like on the Zoom. And I was like, this has to be an in-person thing.

Matt Rogers 3:55

I don't do, I really won't. I hate the Zoom podcast.

Bowen Yang 3:58

You've done it right the whole time.

Matt Rogers 3:59

I won't do it. I won't do it for mine. It scares me. Do you guys, did you, because I hate it. I feel like I'm not being charming. I feel like I'm doing a really bad job. I just can't connect on Zoom.

Bowen Yang 4:08

Based on the example, the cases, the cases that you've, the data points that you've collected thus far, which is what, like a handful of times.