Brace Belden

You don't have to do that.

And he said, yeah, I'm going to tell him that because he loves you.

I never thought anything else about it.

I guess it came about, he told me and here I am.

President Trump did it.

If you had a friend who could pardon somebody, wouldn't you, like, want to, like, kind of impress one of your famous criminal friends by getting them pardoned?

My question is, though, if he's been free for 20 years, and it doesn't sound like he did much time in the first place, seems like he got basically diversion, it seems like what the f*** is the point of the pardon?

Yeah.

And it happened.

I don't blame Mr. Strawberry for thinking that it was, I mean, because perhaps it was, for God's will for this to happen.

Because if you're just going through your life and all of a sudden this guy Larry Glick you've been hanging out with is like, hey, why don't I get you pardoned for any past crimes you've done, even if it doesn't really affect you anymore?

You're just like, okay, thank you.

And thank you, God, for putting Larry Glick in my life.

I'm picturing Jiminy Glick this entire time as I'm saying this.

It's interesting.

It does feel like it's probably worth your money more to hire a cheap lawyer that has access to Mar-a-Lago than an expensive lawyer who just hangs out in D.C.

Oh, easy then.

Thank God.

But I also remember Mel Gibson's domestic violence thing was way crazier than regular even domestic violence.

It was like the phone calls.