Brad Bain

Yeah, I ended up losing my house, all my money, and ended up, well, I had a career issue. I lost my career, and then I ended up being homeless. I bought an RV and it got stolen. How did they steal your RV? Long story, but I had met a person that lived in a nice kind of mansion in Dallas and said, not mansion, but, you know, it was a nice place. Yeah. Three stories.

And they said I could park it out back and then... Anyway, it got stolen from the back. You know, they stole all my property and I had to stay with my sister. And then my car broke down and I couldn't find a job. Newark, Texas, if anyone knows where Newark is, if you want a job, you're going to work at the dollar store. That's about it, you know.

And they said I could park it out back and then... Anyway, it got stolen from the back. You know, they stole all my property and I had to stay with my sister. And then my car broke down and I couldn't find a job. Newark, Texas, if anyone knows where Newark is, if you want a job, you're going to work at the dollar store. That's about it, you know.

And they said I could park it out back and then... Anyway, it got stolen from the back. You know, they stole all my property and I had to stay with my sister. And then my car broke down and I couldn't find a job. Newark, Texas, if anyone knows where Newark is, if you want a job, you're going to work at the dollar store. That's about it, you know.

It was insurance for hire. The guy that owned the house was mentally retarded, but he's kind of famous. Did you say he was mentally retarded?

It was insurance for hire. The guy that owned the house was mentally retarded, but he's kind of famous. Did you say he was mentally retarded?

It was insurance for hire. The guy that owned the house was mentally retarded, but he's kind of famous. Did you say he was mentally retarded?

Yeah, absolutely. He's like 72 years old.

Yeah, absolutely. He's like 72 years old.

Yeah, absolutely. He's like 72 years old.

His parents were rich and had a trust fund.

His parents were rich and had a trust fund.

His parents were rich and had a trust fund.

Was he like fully retarded, like totally retarded? Yeah, full on. And I love the guy. I love the guy.

Was he like fully retarded, like totally retarded? Yeah, full on. And I love the guy. I love the guy.

Was he like fully retarded, like totally retarded? Yeah, full on. And I love the guy. I love the guy.

Yeah. I go by Lee, but since my wife hated my name so much, I said I'm going by Lehman Merle Huber. We went to get our marriage license. She said, your name's Lehman Merle Huber, not Lee Huber? I said, yeah. She goes, I wouldn't have married you if I'd have known that.

Yeah. I go by Lee, but since my wife hated my name so much, I said I'm going by Lehman Merle Huber. We went to get our marriage license. She said, your name's Lehman Merle Huber, not Lee Huber? I said, yeah. She goes, I wouldn't have married you if I'd have known that.

Yeah. I go by Lee, but since my wife hated my name so much, I said I'm going by Lehman Merle Huber. We went to get our marriage license. She said, your name's Lehman Merle Huber, not Lee Huber? I said, yeah. She goes, I wouldn't have married you if I'd have known that.

I told her, you don't deserve that last name anyway. So, you know, fuck you. I'm using the fuller name.