Brad Beck

I don't know.

One time, I got, like, I did some mushrooms, and I wrote a song.

That was fun.

Hell yeah, bro.

Okay, so I was going through the first breakup with my baby mama, and we were moving out of the apartment, and she just, like, took the kids and moved in with her mom and left me in the house, and I did mushrooms after an open mic, and I came home, and I couldn't sleep at, like, 2 in the morning, and so I wrote a song.

That was fun.

And all I have to my name are the bags and boxes you left me.

I love it.

I'm not going to be able to sleep because of that fucking song.

It's going to be crazy.

I'm going to be in a padded room six years from now.

God damn it.

Yep.

Yep.

My favorite thing I've ever seen on this show was when the third black dude in a row came out, you reached in the bucket and started feverishly mixing it up as if that was gonna defect it.

Did you over season the bucket tonight?

Does this bucket say KFC on it somewhere?

Joe, what the fuck, man?

Dude, your comedy is... I thought it was great, man.

And I think, like, the fact that you're one of the most natural comics I've ever seen.