Brad Redban

Until it falls out of the pant leg immediately.

I'll admit, maybe I went a little too far with that one, but then she asked me if I ever had a threesome with a mother and daughter.

I'm like, now we're talking, right?

So she takes me back to her place, introduces me to her mother.

I had never been with a woman that old, I'm gonna be honest.

I ran out of there, straight to my car, got my video camera, went back in.

It's on Pornhub if y'all want to check it out.

And I'm actually seeing that mother later tonight.

Yeah.

I'm trying to get in that will.

I'm gonna try to fuck her to death.

And you'll know if I do, too, because next Monday I'll be pulling up in an 83 Buick.

The pocket full of hard candy and ashes.

I hope I can do it too, because I really like her car.

Reminds me of her, that leather interior.

Well, I generally do go for the older women, so I just exaggerated it a little bit.

I mean.

Yeah, probably, definitely.

I don't hate her, I don't talk to her very much, but yeah.

She's all right.