Bradley Martyn
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Dude, why do you have to take a jab? I'm just saying, I know you're not picking up the bill. That's what he does though.
Why do you take jabs for no reason?
I know you're not picking up the tab. What are you talking about? Like I said, you live in my house rent free for six months. I think you're no fucking place to tell me if I'm picking up the tab or not. Because you're like one of the cheapest people I know.
You've definitely heard crazier. It's true. Judd's nodding back there laughing. Judd's a piece of shit. It's true.
Yeah, but you hold it over their heads.
That's what I'm saying. It's like you do nice.
You do nice things for people to hold it over their heads later. That's insane. You're going to bring up the fact. Oh, he's whining and dining me right now. Yeah, and you're going to bring it up to him later. I know for a fact.
They're staying at my house, dude. One of your people is staying at my house.
There's a video of her twerking with the girls in front of him. Maybe she's into that? Yeah.
I don't think they want help. Do you want to have a girlfriend in Miami? You guys are both...
Yeah, honestly, you need the advice.
Uh, yeah, just be a nice guy.
Yeah, that's what you're not doing. I think that could help you.
No, I didn't say good person. You're just not a nice guy. You're not a very nice person.
You hold stuff over people's heads. You aren't a good communicator. You make people feel guilty. You make yourself the victim in every situation. You call people out, but then you can't take heat. Tell me if I'm wrong on any of those, please.
You just asked me a question. I'm just telling you.
See? Victim.
Dude, he doesn't want the help.
He needs the help.
Are you like dating around Miami though?
I mean, I met some girls that you brought out. when you're in miami brought brought out or dating no brought out they were cool oh yeah that's not dating i like those girls yeah wait when was that um aaron wasn't there we were um we went to that weird habibi club and you the three girls came which three girls uh miami music week i'm blanking cool
He's trying to act like he's his mom.
No, no, no.
Because you could tell he was thinking in his head.
No, I don't fucking think about it.
Which is not a daughter transition into a guy or your son transition into a woman.
Is better?
I mean, this is just so crazy because you lived at my house for six months and it was like living with an animal. Well, I was... My house... All of a sudden, Aaron's the cleanest guy in the fucking world. But when he lived at my house, he clogged my toilet. There was shit all over the floor. He took my nice bath towels. He can't even say anything back because he knows this is true.
Now you've always been able to say whatever you want, but the consequences have changed. Yeah. Shifted. Yeah. Smart of you. Well, but it's like, you know, people like you can't say stuff that you can always say what you want to say.
I literally knew you were going to say you feel like you're him.
He grabs all the... It flooded the toilet. He grabs all my nice towels, wipes it up, and then instead of putting the towels in the trash can, he hides them in my yard. I find the towels in my yard, and I go, Aaron, what is wrong with you? Why would you throw these in my yard? He goes, what were you doing snooping around your backyard like that? Yo, you're a psycho, man.
No, I've only seen the white shirt with the swastika on it. I don't have that either, bro.
And then he's all of a sudden like.
Dude, that's worse.
Well, I love 50 Cent.
I feel like no one ever puts him in the top five, and I feel like he's the top five.
Who did he fly home that was stuck in Switzerland?
20 to 1, it was like 20 guys to 1. I was there.
Yeah, it was. I mean, it was probably one of the worst parties that I went to in LA, but it wasn't your fault.
yikes i had a great time i don't know you left at like 11 okay but why is it so bad um it was like i mean the cops pulled up so you know what i mean it was like a party there was a lot of like young kids with young guys with braces it was weird there's not a kid with braces there is no there was not yeah there was i promise i don't know if you did like a giveaway on like your instagram and just like drop the address but it was like a weird crowd
Dude, I'm 29. I can go out whenever I want.
I'm 40. How old are you, Brad?
It's different when you're a guy, though. Yeah, I'm chilling. Yeah, we're chilling.
It's good. Dude, Aaron does this thing whenever he upsets me. He goes, dude, life is so good. You don't need to be mad. Life is good. He made me cry on my birthday this year.
Well, I'm just telling true stories.
You were just so mean to me, and he made me cry. And he goes, dude, why are you crying? Life is good.
I don't remember why. You were just being an asshole.
Is Aaron offended when he left? He's like, dude, that's kind of fucked up. He didn't stay on my air mattress.
Aaron called me next day. He's like, dude, I think they wanted me.
What do you mean you beast moded through it?
I was like, yo, I could just chill.
And then six months later, you got a house.
I mean, you just have no respect for me. That's crazy.
Because I've had your friends hit on me, and I would never do that. A lot of your friends have.
I just won't do that.
No, he hasn't. No.
He has been nice to me.
He like DMs me nice stuff sometimes.
Like saying that I'm like funny and that I'm pretty.
Yeah. Can you come back to the intro real quick?
You were literally just telling a story about how you hooked up with my friends.
There's a line of respect. You literally were just saying, yeah, I used to like pull all my sister's friends and you like actually hooked up with them. Whereas when your friends hit on me, I don't even engage with it.
Yeah, no shit.
That was not very good. We have Kyle.
All right.
You don't have to. Yeah.
You really just looked me in the eye and go, I don't jack off.
Okay, obviously, if you're out of town, that's different. That was kind of a dumb point. But if you're in town, obviously, if you have the time, you should go once a week.
Do I pick up the bill?
I have like a job.