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Chapter 1: What are the NBA playoffs predictions?
All right, guys, we are back. NBA playoffs are happening. The Pacers might actually play OKC in the finals, which may be the worst finals of all time. But before that happens, I'm going to give you a few locks. Pascal Siakam, more on points. Nate Smith, more on points. And Jalen Brunson, more on points. Knicks are about to get eliminated. Those three are going to ball out, I promise you right now.
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If you're not watching every week, I don't know what the fuck you are doing. Brought my sister on. You want to introduce yourself?
Yeah. Can you come back to the intro real quick?
I think you can do a better job.
That was not very good. We have Kyle.
Kyle, the CEO. Bradley, I'm going to be honest, a little disrespected with how short your shorts are with my sister here.
Sorry. You should put some pants on. Yeah. This was from earlier today. I didn't anticipate this happening, so I apologize. Okay. They're short shorts, and I'm not wearing underwear.
Yeah. No, I know you did. I appreciate that. You did. I have to tell you, it's actually like a wholesome moment. I have Kyle and Steve staying at my crib. Wow, full circle. Full circle. I was thinking, like, two, three years ago, I was like, fuck, like, I lived at Steve's, I lived at Kyle's, and now they're extending their trip, staying at my house, taking advantage of the place. Nice.
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Chapter 2: How do you make watching finals more fun?
He grabs all the... It flooded the toilet. He grabs all my nice towels, wipes it up, and then instead of putting the towels in the trash can, he hides them in my yard. I find the towels in my yard, and I go, Aaron, what is wrong with you? Why would you throw these in my yard? He goes, what were you doing snooping around your backyard like that? Yo, you're a psycho, man.
And then he's all of a sudden like.
Okay, I didn't take them outside of there. I just threw them out the window, and I'll get them later.
Dude, that's worse.
He has a special talent of playing games. Oh my god, I am not a fucking victim.
Dude, I am not.
Dude, I have so many funny jokes on this. It's impressive.
Dude, give me a situational, then give an example. I just did. Hey, that's different. I was only living in my house. That's a perfect example.
Why were you looking in your own trash in your own house?
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Chapter 3: What hilarious stories do they share about living together?
He served the two guys and then he took his track pants off and walked out in his underwear for sure.
That's actually funny. But no, I threw my headphones in and just beast moded through it, bro.
What do you mean you beast moded through it?
Like I knew it was going on. I put my headphones on.
I was like, yo, I could just chill.
And then I woke up the next day and I was like, yo, I got to get a fat ass crib.
And then six months later, you got a house.
Yeah, it's hard to find a house out here, so it took me some time. Saved up some bread, and then I got the crib. Wow. Which you're... You let me stay here a few times. You're allowed to stay in my house anytime you like. Thank you. Yeah.
I will say that the crib's nice. It's very nice. Hospitality's been great.
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Chapter 4: How do you handle unexpected guests?
So it is a risk. But with big risk is big reward. Go download MoonPay. Comment your Bitcoin Addy. Let's get into the episode. I'm going for a walk on the moon. Let's go.
Are you being for real about this, though? This is like actually a relationship?
Yeah, I'd like to move really quick. No, but are you serious?
Or is this internet shit?
We've already done three different states. Like vacation. I've known her for a month. I move different than you. That's fine. Where have you gone? And you, honestly. I was actually going to give you guys some tips. That's why I brought you here today. Rachel, you can back up.
Buddy, what did you do with it? Fucking nosebleeds at the Knicks game? No fucking oxygen up there. You need a fucking oxygen mask.
That's actually the greatest thing I've ever done, bro.
What else did you do with it?
I had to test her. Let me, Brad. Oh, God. Don't show the name.
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