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Brandon Herrera

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did you guys see stuff like that where you're just like you can't do anything a lot of that stuff is against like you're like hey okay hey we just did this ambush we have these individuals alive and we need you to arrest them and do whatever you're going to do and then you see fear enter the guys we arrested's eyes because they're like fuck

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well they're assuming the americans play by the rules more we are yeah exactly it's like those guys are just going to kill us there there is no they're not going to interrogate and they're going to let us out all that's gone now i guess it's kind of like world war ii germany where it's like oh well you can surrender to the americans or you can surrender to the russians

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yeah yeah yeah it's like huh guess which one you want to surrender to and that's what was happening a lot of times it's like okay cool hey ips even the iraqi police is like hey we got these guys we round them up fucking take care do whatever you want it's like okay they're excited and then you see fear it's like whoa we're not getting arrested by you guys it's like oh no we don't give a fuck like you but man we're letting you all internally handle this

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family business yeah and it's just like mr mr no no they're not good guys homie you're just trying to kill us i don't think anyone was there like some animosity on that where you're just like no no you were just shooting at my boys like fuck off i don't care what happens we didn't even look at like at that time it's just so ingrained like getting shot it was no big deal as long as you didn't hit one of us it's like when you hit one of us i got

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

Again, you're in so many gunfights.

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You do not get a gunfight.

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You shot him.

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I don't give a fuck.

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You're Team B. I'm Team A. Fucking Team P lost.

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No animosity.

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It was nothing past that, and now we're handing you to Team C. Have fun.

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

Team C is going to probably kill you because they said they're not going to, but hey, we're just handing it off.

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That's literally how that is over there.

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They're not going to fucking murder you, so we're good.

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Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251

Or you're dropping off Team B back where, like, the most we would do is, okay, hey, we grabbed a bad guy.

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We interrogated.

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There was no proof or anything.

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We found wires.

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We found copper.

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We found anything that's not, like, actual warheads.