Comedian Ryan Long Tells The Best Joke Ever | Unsubscribe Podcast 251
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
Oh, this feels like actually one of the Texas I read about. Was it the Mexicans? How did they?
Click. All right, well, I guess I'm doing tomorrow's show. Oh, I'm very good at being racist. Yeah, I don't know if she'd be blind dating without skin. Bare minimum. Things I want my partner to bring to the table. Skin. Pretty reasonable expectation. Bare minimum. Say hi to Eli. Fuck yeah. All right. Well, we get to kick it off. I know. Oh, grab your drinks on the count of three. So we crack these on the countdown from three. One, two, three. Hi, everyone, and welcome to the Unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined, as always, by Eli Doubletap, world-famous comedian Mr. Ryan Long, soon-to-be-Congressman Brandon Herrera, and myself, Bassman. Fish guy. Fish guy.
Fish man is great to have here today. Fish boy. Fish boy.
Thanks for coming down, dude. Do we bring the guns out now or how does this happen?
Oh, whenever you'd like. Welcome to Texas. We need way more drinks. You think people at the table don't have guns?
That's crazy. We sit with those.
You know what's funny? I feel like obviously in the internet you're in sort of different worlds. People are where you guys are that side of the internet that to me is funny where you just kind of like, I'll see a video of yours and be like, who's this guy? And just some random guy that's got like 8 million views on every video. You know what I mean? Right. Like, who are these? Like, what is this? It's like, you look at the podcast chart, it's gonna be like Rogan, some guy named Dave, and you know what I mean?
Yeah, right, right.
That is weird.
The different spheres of influence.
Yeah, but yeah, there's people that, before, if there was like some enormous TV show, you'd be like, everyone would know that. Where there's just you on the internet being like enormous, and you're just like, what's going on over here?
Meanwhile, you just show up all the time, like my Instagram reels and shit like that. I'm just like, ha, racist joke. That's funny.
Okay.
And we are like two minutes in.
All right. And it begins. Dude, it's weird seeing, as you were saying, those big names that you do not recognize. It's like Cousin Bill is number three on charting on all of Spotify. And you're like... Who?
It's cool, yeah.
Cycle through, what the fuck? I've never heard of that individual.
Dude, I follow Nate the Hoof Guy on Facebook. Like, I watch this guy. All he does is clean hoofs. This guy's probably a billionaire by now.
Oh, I know who you're talking about. Horses?
He's a farrier. Oh, no shit. He just cleans the horse's hooves, but he's got every video, 10 gazillion views. He's probably, you know, bigger than 90% of Netflix shows, just cleaning horse hooves. He doesn't even have to clean them anymore. He does it for the love of the game.
You know the people that go to like film school, that's got to piss them off.
Yeah, of course.
Like I was going to be the next Scorsese and here comes Hoof Guy.
Well, we got to spray some iodine to make sure it heals nice. And that's it. It's every episode is just talking what is wrong with that hoof on that cow.
Yeah, and other people are doing so much stuff, having extras in their videos and everything. And this guy is just like, here we go, another billion dollars.
Beast Games or Hoof Guy.
Yeah.
You're getting equal viewership and you're like, motherfucker.
It's the, what is that? The law of diminishing returns, I think. It's like, oh, you could just clean hooves. That's crazy. Yeah.
You can mow yards. The lawnmower guy is one of my favorites. He just mows yards for an hour. Your cousin? No, he's a white guy. It's weird. He hires my cousin. But he gets fucking 10 to 30 million views per upload of just mowing a yard. He does it for free now for love of the game.
Oh, yeah. It's kind of you box yourself in because you're just like, you have your job that you didn't want to do. And you start, there's a, we were talking about, there's a subway guy. He just films himself at subway sandwiches. And he's like, well now he's rich. So he doesn't have to work at subway. But if that's his business is filming his own subway.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00β15:28
2
How does Ryan Long describe his journey in stand-up comedy?
15:28β16:30
3
What are the differences between performing in various locations?
16:30β16:50
4
How do comedians adapt their material for different audiences?
16:50β1:12:04
5
What are the challenges of performing stand-up comedy in front of a live audience?
1:12:04β1:12:44
6
How do comedians handle hecklers during performances?
1:12:44β1:13:25
7
What are the differences between live performance and online content for comedians?
1:13:25β1:13:59
8
How do comedians build their audience and manage their careers?
1:13:59β2:26:55
Speakers
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