Brandon Novak

Mr. Novak, how you doing, bro? Man. How do you like the mister? I've been trying to be way more respectful lately. Have you?

Mr. Novak, how you doing, bro? Man. How do you like the mister? I've been trying to be way more respectful lately. Have you?

You don't like a mister? No. I love mister.

You don't like a mister? No. I love mister.

Where's the authority problem you think come from? My fucking father. He was a crazy drug addict, Hell's Angel guy.

Where's the authority problem you think come from? My fucking father. He was a crazy drug addict, Hell's Angel guy.

I see what you're saying. Damn, I thought I had a problem with authority. I just have an Irish Catholic father who spanked my hiney. And I'm like, dude, I don't want to hear it. That's a wet dream for me, you cocksucker.

I see what you're saying. Damn, I thought I had a problem with authority. I just have an Irish Catholic father who spanked my hiney. And I'm like, dude, I don't want to hear it. That's a wet dream for me, you cocksucker.

Mine must be nothing because I think that is real. The link to authority problems is just your relationship with your dad.

Mine must be nothing because I think that is real. The link to authority problems is just your relationship with your dad.

to 5,000 push-ups, you can fuck off. Yeah, that would spaz you. I have one of my mom's—someone my mom knows got dishonorably discharged from what I heard of just waking up and being like, get the fuck away from me. And they're like, dude, you're out of here.

to 5,000 push-ups, you can fuck off. Yeah, that would spaz you. I have one of my mom's—someone my mom knows got dishonorably discharged from what I heard of just waking up and being like, get the fuck away from me. And they're like, dude, you're out of here.

Yeah, I wouldn't think so.

Yeah, I wouldn't think so.

Yeah, that was something that blew my mind during COVID, and I, like, mentioned this before, but I still can't get over it.

Yeah, that was something that blew my mind during COVID, and I, like, mentioned this before, but I still can't get over it.

Like, I would, I didn't realize how much I did this, but, like, especially during, like, like, so before COVID, I didn't know that I was really doing this, but I'd go through a supermarket, and, like, every person I saw, it would just be this, like, weird, invisible battle in my head where I'd be, like, look at this fucking guy's fucking pussy jerk off.

Like, I would, I didn't realize how much I did this, but, like, especially during, like, like, so before COVID, I didn't know that I was really doing this, but I'd go through a supermarket, and, like, every person I saw, it would just be this, like, weird, invisible battle in my head where I'd be, like, look at this fucking guy's fucking pussy jerk off.

And then I would see a lady, and, like, fucking chick's not even hot. Is she looking at me? No, she's not. Fucking bitch. Yeah. And you're doing this like crazy maniacal thing in your head. And then COVID, it came to a fever pitch because there was like the mask first, no mask.

And then I would see a lady, and, like, fucking chick's not even hot. Is she looking at me? No, she's not. Fucking bitch. Yeah. And you're doing this like crazy maniacal thing in your head. And then COVID, it came to a fever pitch because there was like the mask first, no mask.