Brandon Novak
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113 appearances
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first heard Nov 2024
last heard Nov 2024
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast · Ep 530 - Novak's House (feat. Brandon Novak) · 22 Nov 2024
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Mr. Novak, how you doing, bro? Man. How do you like the mister? I've been trying to be way more respectful lately. Have you?
You don't like a mister? No. I love mister.
Where's the authority problem you think come from? My fucking father. He was a crazy drug addict, Hell's Angel guy.
I see what you're saying. Damn, I thought I had a problem with authority. I just have an Irish Catholic father who spanked my hiney. And I'm like, dude, I don't want to hear it. That's a wet dream for me, you cocksucker.
Mine must be nothing because I think that is real. The link to authority problems is just your relationship with your dad.
to 5,000 push-ups, you can fuck off. Yeah, that would spaz you. I have one of my mom's—someone my mom knows got dishonorably discharged from what I heard of just waking up and being like, get the fuck away from me. And they're like, dude, you're out of here.
Yeah, I wouldn't think so.
Yeah, that was something that blew my mind during COVID, and I, like, mentioned this before, but I still can't get over it.
Like, I would, I didn't realize how much I did this, but, like, especially during, like, like, so before COVID, I didn't know that I was really doing this, but I'd go through a supermarket, and, like, every person I saw, it would just be this, like, weird, invisible battle in my head where I'd be, like, look at this fucking guy's fucking pussy jerk off.
And then I would see a lady, and, like, fucking chick's not even hot. Is she looking at me? No, she's not. Fucking bitch. Yeah. And you're doing this like crazy maniacal thing in your head. And then COVID, it came to a fever pitch because there was like the mask first, no mask.
And then it was like, it was just like, it just all came to a head where I was like, dude, why am I this stressed while taking a walk? And I started doing a thing where like, when I would be out at a grocery store, I would really focus on not having like a silent battle against people. And instead just like wishing strangers well. And like you were saying, exuding that, whatever that energy is.
Totally. Dude, I felt so much more comfortable in public after that. Yeah, yeah. It was like a revelation for me.
When you say right-sized, sorry, what do you mean?
When you say you have a job of note, what do you mean?
Yeah. Take me back through that. So what was like, how did you, like, what's your story? Like, how did you get into that? Obviously you're saying like, you know, family or, you know, home life, not great. And then like, eventually to like, you know, gaining a ton of notoriety. Like, what was that like for you going from like the beginning to like the thick of all that stuff?
Yeah. Who played him on Tony Hawk for sure.
Was it Boards and Blades?
I was a young boy at Boards and Blades, and you would see Bam and Swab come through, and I'd be like, oh, fuck.
Yeah, that was always legendary. You guys would come. We were like 12.
Like, this fucking rules, dude. I'm going to get sponsored.
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