Bree

five six five six seven eight hey guys it's roast day we are sitting here a couple hours before the roast brie's just writing the thank you cards to all the comedians made up the goodie bags speeches are written are you doing any have you locked your speech off brie

I think I've locked mine off.

I think I'll just be fiddling now.

Yeah, so I asked Google how long 950 words is, and it said between seven, it's about seven to eight minutes.

And we've allowed five minutes each, but I feel like it's our show.

Oh, what?

I didn't know that.

I thought we were hard times.

We're fucking sweet.

We've got time for Brie to do her live performance of Driver's Licence.

You know how we sold tickets to this and we managed to sell 400 tickets for $25?

Yeah.

It would be an interesting experiment to see how many tickets we could sell, even if they were only $5 a ticket, for just a performance of that.

So it's a black box theater.

It's Brie in a microphone and she does driver's license from start to finish.

Is there an audience at $5 a ticket?

I think there is.

And it could be one of the smaller rooms.

It could be a 100-person room.

Well, let's talk about that tomorrow.