Chapter 1: What preparations are being made for the roast?
five six five six seven eight hey guys it's roast day we are sitting here a couple hours before the roast brie's just writing the thank you cards to all the comedians made up the goodie bags speeches are written are you doing any have you locked your speech off brie I think I've locked mine off. I think I'll just be fiddling now.
I was going to ask you, because I was asking you as we were walking over, how many words is yours? Because I wanted to know. 950. Okay, good, because I didn't want to go too long. Do you know what I mean? I want it to be the same.
Yeah, so I asked Google how long 950 words is, and it said between seven, it's about seven to eight minutes.
Mine, get this, seven to eight minutes. No way.
And we've allowed five minutes each, but I feel like it's our show.
Yeah, it's our bloody show. We do what we want.
Yeah, we do what we want. We just need to be out 45 minutes after our end times. We're technically at 45 minutes spare.
Oh, what? I didn't know that.
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Chapter 2: How do Bree and Clint feel about their speeches?
I thought we were hard times.
Oh, we're sweet then.
We're fucking sweet.
And if I want to cry in the middle of my speech, then I will cry.
We've got time for Brie to do her live performance of Driver's Licence.
Oh, my. I want to see that. I'll bring the backing track. I don't want to give the comedians more stuff to roast me about.
You know how we sold tickets to this and we managed to sell 400 tickets for $25? Yeah. It would be an interesting experiment to see how many tickets we could sell, even if they were only $5 a ticket, for just a performance of that.
Driver's license.
So it's a black box theater. It's Brie in a microphone and she does driver's license from start to finish.
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Chapter 3: What is the significance of the ticket sales for the roast?
Oh, yeah.
While I'm doing something else. It's podcast form but on a video. I watched, do you know Good Hang with Amy Poehler?
Yes, great. I've only watched the clips, but it seems like a great podcast.
Well, that's the first time I watched the full one with Billie Eilish that just came out, but I was sleeping and coming in and out. It was great. I did that this morning. I slept till 11. Poor sickie Ella.
You're super busy. Oh, you're sick, yeah.
You're about to go in, eh?
Super busy day, Bella. Yeah.
No, I've been under the pump. No, you have been.
Under the weather. You have been very under the weather, so we're very grateful that you're even here.
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Chapter 4: Are there plans for a nationwide tour after the roast?
You shouldn't have to go to the couch. I would go to the couch if I was your partner. One, so I didn't get sick. And two, so I could stay well enough to look after you.
Guys. I've nearly had to go to the spare room last night. You're snoring. Sapphire's snoring.
Is she having to sleep on her back?
No, you're not meant to.
She has this pillow.
She has this pillow, right? And it's got this pillow here and then there's a space in the middle and you put it on the bed and then she has to lay on her side so she can't roll onto her back because apparently you shouldn't be sleeping on your back. You can't sleep on your back or your tummy. No, they say the best way to be sleeping is on... Only for nine months, though.
Sleeping on your left side is the best for the baby. Why?
Why?
On your left.
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Chapter 5: What are the expectations for the roast performance?
Too bad.
I go left and then right.
Claudia, you're not pregnant.
I thought it was just because Sophia's pregnant I had to do that.
No.
You can sleep any way you want.
Yes, I can.
Claudia prefers to hang from the rafters like a bat.
She actually is. She's nocturnal.
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