Brendan Allen

But anyway, I was probably like 196-ish, 197.

No more than 200, for sure.

No questions asked.

And they come in the back that night, and they're like, hey, we're drug testing you.

I said, what?

He said, yeah, we're going to drug test you.

It's random.

I said, well, if it's random, is he getting drug tested too?

They're like, nah.

I said, hold on.

So you're telling me the man who's weighing over 220 and just weighed 185 exact yesterday is not getting tested, but the guy who's only weighing like...

14 whatever pounds more is getting tested I pulled up my shirt I said does it look like I'm on fucking steroids does it look like it I said give me some credit bro if I was gonna take it I promise you I would look like it and they're like I'm sorry bro but this is it's just a job I was like all right let's go get it done but it's just like how did you randomly test only a few people on a roster that has to be like a budget thing that has to be a budget thing Texas Commission that's great but that must be like they don't want to spend money on everybody

I don't know.

Yeah, I think it was a total of three or four guys, is what they said, that they tested on the whole card.

Dude.

You have to.

I still, to this day, I laugh about it.

I'm like, come on, bro.

Every time someone asks me, like, hey, we're going to just text you...

Come on, bro.