Brendan Sagalow

Remember how big radiation goose was in the 90s and shit like that?

You know what I'm talking about.

Like slime?

Slime, yeah.

Any, yes.

Sorry, yeah, slime.

um so yeah to make a long story short um i went up there and we were just laughing about it was always a running joke because we were like we were best friends like we got attached at the hip in high school that was the thing we got um oh like your award yeah the award we got what is that called uh uh whatever we got that gayest dudes award fuck you man

Yeah, the principal was like, and for the biggest homos.

We actually, we had a, when Facebook first started and we were like, let's just create our own Facebook because we wanted to look at a buddy's girlfriend and see if she was hot.

And, you know, because we're not gay.

She doesn't even have her name tattooed on you.

Anyway, so it was always a running joke that I would get his name tattooed on me.

And I had a bunch of tattoos I was getting, so I didn't really give a shit.

Like, this whole arm is full of, like, I don't care.

And so is this arm, too.

And so we were, like, on the way to the tattoo place.

Yeah, yeah.

So, because I wear my heart on my sleeve, ladies.

Are there any goth fat girls that listen to this?

Probably, yeah.