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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
New Jersey, Philadelphia, Delaware. You heading down the shore this summer? Of course you are. July 10th, the boys are going to be at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. Come out for a little AYG Live.
Yes, and before that, we're going to be in Portland, Maine at Empire Comedy Club. Tickets going fast. Then we're going to be in Pittsburgh at the Pittsburgh Improv. And then Hilarities in Cleveland, Ohio. Get your tickets.
Chapter 2: What are the upcoming live shows and events?
RUGarbage.com. Stand-up comedy. Play AYG with the crowd. It's a good, good time. We'll see you there.
Best summer ever. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Hey, yeah. It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that if they grew up to be classy. If they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day.
We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition. She just picked up a six-foot tank for the weekend. Of nitrous? All right. She's about to have her wisdom teeth pulled. She'll do it herself. Mike Coates is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of RU Garbage. He's a bit of an international businessman. And thank God, my best pal in the whole wide world.
Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan, everybody.
What up, gang? Shout out to you as always. Please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify. And the boys are climbing the frigging charts. God dang it. And then obviously the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com slash areyagarbage.
You go over there, you get all that frickin' bonus content, gang, and join the 16,000 people we got going on over there.
Yes, sir. Shout out to the Army of Garbage and Gang. We couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest finally back with us again today. Uh-huh. We've known him since Moses wore short pants. Uh-huh. Came up on the goddamn streets together. Very funny stand-up comedian and actor, voiceover actor, podcaster. Beep. Yeah. Freestyle rapper. You better believe it.
Written rhyme to recording artist. On Interscope Records. You can hear him every week on SAG Daddy, the podcast. Give it up for Mr. Brendan Sagalow. Thank you, guys.
SAG Daddy. And I've got something for you guys. Do you remember when you were first starting this show and we were both doing a show with the name Garbage in it? Remember you hit me up? I had a show called Garbage Days, hugely successful. Another podcast called Garbage Days with Scott Chaplin. And Foley calls me and he goes, hey, man, we're thinking about doing a show called Are You Garbage?
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Chapter 3: How does Brendan Sagalow describe his podcast journey?
We weren't really asking for it. Oh, yeah. I was doing it anyway, for sure. You know, it's like when you. We got our first podcast. We were just checking in. You know what I mean? Like, hey, just letting you know we're operating in your backyard.
Right, right, right, right, right. Well, I'll tell you what. You can operate in the backyard all you want. The house is burned down.
So, yeah, go hang out in the backyard. We're also changing Luke's name to Brendan Sagalow, if that's okay. You're cool with that, right?
Yeah, that's all right. That's fine. Take it all.
I mean, we know you're trash. Yeah, of course. Look at me. What?
I actually think I'm pretty classy.
Shout out to the big dogs t-shirt, the gold and silver bracelets, and brand new tattoo.
It's a free tattoo. This guy who came to a show went to my hotel room this weekend and just like did a tattoo. You got that done in the hotel room? I got it done in the hotel room. That's actually pretty classy. It's pretty punk rock in a way.
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Chapter 4: What is Brendan's experience with tattoos and their meanings?
I felt like Pete Davidson.
Yeah, that's pretty rich guy shit.
That's famous guy shit. When you get your haircut done in the green room or something like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a haircut guy that comes with me to the Alpharetta Little Room. Over in the lab. Over in the lab. The helium lab. In the other room.
But I imagine this was probably a... Hampton Inn? Yeah, what kind of hotel room was it?
Uh, I don't know. They just put me in hotel rooms and I just stay there.
I should do a... I want to know the rich guy answer. I don't know.
It wasn't a four seasons, was it? No, of course not. It wasn't a one season either. No, no. I had the hotel room had like... The window was broke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it had like... The hotel had like things all over the walls, like right above the bed it said sleep well or something like that. It was horrible. I think that's a mental institution. What city? Yeah, and they gave me my own jacket.
Yeah.
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Chapter 5: What is the Chili Pad and how does it work?
I went to a... Okay, but let's talk about that Chili Pad. Chili Pad. I know you're a hot sleeper. You sleep hot. Hot boxing it. That's what I want to tell everybody about the Chili Pad 2.0 by Sleep Me. It's the most advanced version yet. of the bed cooling system built specifically for people who are tired of waking up hot and sweaty.
There is nothing that I hate more than waking up hot and sweaty. You got to adjust the covers. You got to do this. You got to do that. Chili pad works with the existing mattress. There's no need for a new bed. Yes. Works right there. Bang. There you go. Sleeping comfortable.
Uh-huh. It actively cools or warms your bed by using water. It's a thermostat for your bed, and water is the key here. Fans just move hot air around like a bozo. Let's go. That's all a fan does. We're talking about the Chili Pad. It uses actively chilled water to cool the bed.
Chapter 6: How does Brendan's family celebrate Easter?
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Chapter 7: What unusual family traditions does Brendan have?
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Chapter 8: What do Brendan and his friends think about their past choices?
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I wanted to get a massage. I was in Astoria. I was in Astoria. It's in Chinatown. I was right across the street. If anybody's in Astoria, go across the street from the... There's a... Or around the... Which is a nice restaurant in Astoria.
Wait, are you outing a jack shack?
Oh, I don't know. Maybe I just won't do that.
Yeah, what are you doing? It's a goddamn fucking business. It's illegal.
They know. All right. Oh, well, okay. So I went to this place near a place. Whatever. We'll cut all that out. But I'm going to send you guys edits. You can find it on Rub Maps. Yeah.
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