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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Disney Adults w/ Brendan Sagalow!

04 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

0.031 - 12.182 H. Foley

New Jersey, Philadelphia, Delaware. You heading down the shore this summer? Of course you are. July 10th, the boys are going to be at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. Come out for a little AYG Live.

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12.202 - 22.932 Kevin Ryan

Yes, and before that, we're going to be in Portland, Maine at Empire Comedy Club. Tickets going fast. Then we're going to be in Pittsburgh at the Pittsburgh Improv. And then Hilarities in Cleveland, Ohio. Get your tickets.

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Chapter 2: What are the upcoming live shows and events?

23.292 - 27.456 Kevin Ryan

RUGarbage.com. Stand-up comedy. Play AYG with the crowd. It's a good, good time. We'll see you there.

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27.436 - 46.682 H. Foley

Best summer ever. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Hey, yeah. It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that if they grew up to be classy. If they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day.

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46.702 - 66.674 H. Foley

We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition. She just picked up a six-foot tank for the weekend. Of nitrous? All right. She's about to have her wisdom teeth pulled. She'll do it herself. Mike Coates is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of RU Garbage. He's a bit of an international businessman. And thank God, my best pal in the whole wide world.

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66.995 - 69.6 H. Foley

Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan, everybody.

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69.68 - 84.404 Kevin Ryan

What up, gang? Shout out to you as always. Please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify. And the boys are climbing the frigging charts. God dang it. And then obviously the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com slash areyagarbage.

84.424 - 89.03 Kevin Ryan

You go over there, you get all that frickin' bonus content, gang, and join the 16,000 people we got going on over there.

89.05 - 111.54 H. Foley

Yes, sir. Shout out to the Army of Garbage and Gang. We couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest finally back with us again today. Uh-huh. We've known him since Moses wore short pants. Uh-huh. Came up on the goddamn streets together. Very funny stand-up comedian and actor, voiceover actor, podcaster. Beep. Yeah. Freestyle rapper. You better believe it.

111.6 - 121.778 H. Foley

Written rhyme to recording artist. On Interscope Records. You can hear him every week on SAG Daddy, the podcast. Give it up for Mr. Brendan Sagalow. Thank you, guys.

121.898 - 144.211 Brendan Sagalow

SAG Daddy. And I've got something for you guys. Do you remember when you were first starting this show and we were both doing a show with the name Garbage in it? Remember you hit me up? I had a show called Garbage Days, hugely successful. Another podcast called Garbage Days with Scott Chaplin. And Foley calls me and he goes, hey, man, we're thinking about doing a show called Are You Garbage?

Chapter 3: How does Brendan Sagalow describe his podcast journey?

188.2 - 198.23 Kevin Ryan

We weren't really asking for it. Oh, yeah. I was doing it anyway, for sure. You know, it's like when you. We got our first podcast. We were just checking in. You know what I mean? Like, hey, just letting you know we're operating in your backyard.

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198.29 - 204.897 Brendan Sagalow

Right, right, right, right, right. Well, I'll tell you what. You can operate in the backyard all you want. The house is burned down.

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204.877 - 213.21 H. Foley

So, yeah, go hang out in the backyard. We're also changing Luke's name to Brendan Sagalow, if that's okay. You're cool with that, right?

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213.23 - 215.795 Brendan Sagalow

Yeah, that's all right. That's fine. Take it all.

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215.815 - 221.043 H. Foley

I mean, we know you're trash. Yeah, of course. Look at me. What?

222.265 - 224.809 Brendan Sagalow

I actually think I'm pretty classy.

224.789 - 229.894 Kevin Ryan

Shout out to the big dogs t-shirt, the gold and silver bracelets, and brand new tattoo.

229.974 - 242.685 Brendan Sagalow

It's a free tattoo. This guy who came to a show went to my hotel room this weekend and just like did a tattoo. You got that done in the hotel room? I got it done in the hotel room. That's actually pretty classy. It's pretty punk rock in a way.

Chapter 4: What is Brendan's experience with tattoos and their meanings?

242.745 - 243.926 Brendan Sagalow

I felt like Pete Davidson.

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243.986 - 246.048 Kevin Ryan

Yeah, that's pretty rich guy shit.

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246.208 - 250.092 H. Foley

That's famous guy shit. When you get your haircut done in the green room or something like that.

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250.112 - 260.11 Brendan Sagalow

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a haircut guy that comes with me to the Alpharetta Little Room. Over in the lab. Over in the lab. The helium lab. In the other room.

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260.591 - 266.507 Kevin Ryan

But I imagine this was probably a... Hampton Inn? Yeah, what kind of hotel room was it?

266.605 - 269.948 Brendan Sagalow

Uh, I don't know. They just put me in hotel rooms and I just stay there.

270.028 - 272.791 Kevin Ryan

I should do a... I want to know the rich guy answer. I don't know.

272.811 - 294.813 Brendan Sagalow

It wasn't a four seasons, was it? No, of course not. It wasn't a one season either. No, no. I had the hotel room had like... The window was broke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it had like... The hotel had like things all over the walls, like right above the bed it said sleep well or something like that. It was horrible. I think that's a mental institution. What city? Yeah, and they gave me my own jacket.

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Yeah.

Chapter 5: What is the Chili Pad and how does it work?

2350.094 - 2373.422 H. Foley

I went to a... Okay, but let's talk about that Chili Pad. Chili Pad. I know you're a hot sleeper. You sleep hot. Hot boxing it. That's what I want to tell everybody about the Chili Pad 2.0 by Sleep Me. It's the most advanced version yet. of the bed cooling system built specifically for people who are tired of waking up hot and sweaty.

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2373.682 - 2387.098 H. Foley

There is nothing that I hate more than waking up hot and sweaty. You got to adjust the covers. You got to do this. You got to do that. Chili pad works with the existing mattress. There's no need for a new bed. Yes. Works right there. Bang. There you go. Sleeping comfortable.

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2387.418 - 2402.398 Kevin Ryan

Uh-huh. It actively cools or warms your bed by using water. It's a thermostat for your bed, and water is the key here. Fans just move hot air around like a bozo. Let's go. That's all a fan does. We're talking about the Chili Pad. It uses actively chilled water to cool the bed.

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Chapter 6: How does Brendan's family celebrate Easter?

2402.859 - 2426.279 Kevin Ryan

Oh, God. Actually pulling heat away from your body and the difference is standing in front of a fan or jumping into a cold pool. You do the math. Okay? Okay. Visit www.sleep.me slash garbage to get up to $255 off your Chili Pad 2.0 with code garbage. This special offer is available for RU Garbage listeners, so take advantage of it only for a limited time.

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2426.679 - 2442.488 Kevin Ryan

Order today with free shipping and try it out for 30 days. You can return it for free if you don't like it with their sleep trial. Visit www.sleep.me slash garbage and never wake up hot and tired again.

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2442.755 - 2451.324 H. Foley

Kip, let me tell you about Chime. Chime. Now, I'm not really telling you about Chime. You know about Chime. Uh-huh. Chime is something that the both of us could have used when we were younger. I'll tell you that right now.

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Chapter 7: What unusual family traditions does Brendan have?

2451.424 - 2473.085 H. Foley

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2473.105 - 2476.71 Kevin Ryan

They've created a world we have to pay to get our own money. That's right.

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2476.73 - 2481.897 H. Foley

They're holding it hostage. Chime is built for the salt of the earth, people, not those one percenters out there, gang. Let's go.

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2482.137 - 2497.618 Kevin Ryan

Yes, Chime members can benefit from up to $1,150 in annual rewards, fee-free. Direct deposit unlocks the most rewarding way to bank at Chime. It's rated five stars by USA Today for customer service. Real humans, 24-7. Let's go.

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Chapter 8: What do Brendan and his friends think about their past choices?

2497.598 - 2519.549 Kevin Ryan

Like the big man said, my younger self would have loved this. Constantly getting jammed up with overdraft fees, direct deposit, this, that. You can even get up to $500 of your pay when you say, with my pay. Come on, what are we doing? Chime is not just smarter banking. It's the most rewarding way to bank. Join the millions who are already banking fee-free today. Head to Chime.com slash garbage.

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2519.569 - 2525.698 Kevin Ryan

That's Chime.com slash garbage. It only takes a few minutes to sign up. Chime.com slash garbage.

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2527.062 - 2538.046 Unknown

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2542.115 - 2554.313 Brendan Sagalow

I wanted to get a massage. I was in Astoria. I was in Astoria. It's in Chinatown. I was right across the street. If anybody's in Astoria, go across the street from the... There's a... Or around the... Which is a nice restaurant in Astoria.

2554.333 - 2556.436 H. Foley

Wait, are you outing a jack shack?

2556.577 - 2558.359 Brendan Sagalow

Oh, I don't know. Maybe I just won't do that.

2558.379 - 2562.545 H. Foley

Yeah, what are you doing? It's a goddamn fucking business. It's illegal.

2563.126 - 2573.362 Brendan Sagalow

They know. All right. Oh, well, okay. So I went to this place near a place. Whatever. We'll cut all that out. But I'm going to send you guys edits. You can find it on Rub Maps. Yeah.

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