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It's like right here.
It's like right here.
Guys tend to give problems. Oh, come on, Javier. Oh, his leg's fucked up.
Guys tend to give problems. Oh, come on, Javier. Oh, his leg's fucked up.
The Joe Rogan Experience.
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A lot of prelims.
A lot of prelims.
That's so crazy. Every Monday, Wednesday, I do 225. I usually get at least 20-something the first time. I do 315 for five, and I do 225 for again 20-something. So I go bam, bam, bam every Monday, Wednesday.
That's so crazy. Every Monday, Wednesday, I do 225. I usually get at least 20-something the first time. I do 315 for five, and I do 225 for again 20-something. So I go bam, bam, bam every Monday, Wednesday.
But it's all I train. It's all I like to do. That's my workout.
But it's all I train. It's all I like to do. That's my workout.
Yeah. I'm such a meathead these days. It's bench, deadlift, and pull-ups. That's all I do. How many pull-ups can you do?
Yeah. I'm such a meathead these days. It's bench, deadlift, and pull-ups. That's all I do. How many pull-ups can you do?
I'm so fucking strong right now.
I'm so fucking strong right now.
It's the scorpion venom. It must be.
It's the scorpion venom. It must be.
It's the proper time for Leon, too, right now, you know?
It's the proper time for Leon, too, right now, you know?
That was a tough night. He just didn't seem into it either, right? Something was off.
That was a tough night. He just didn't seem into it either, right? Something was off.
But also, he's the champ. Why wouldn't you set up so the champ's in ideal conditions?
But also, he's the champ. Why wouldn't you set up so the champ's in ideal conditions?
I get it. If Bilal was the champ coming over there, he'd fight in London, but it has to be at 5 a.m. Right. That makes sense. When you're the champ in your hometown, why the fuck we don't have 5 a.m. ?
I get it. If Bilal was the champ coming over there, he'd fight in London, but it has to be at 5 a.m. Right. That makes sense. When you're the champ in your hometown, why the fuck we don't have 5 a.m. ?
But there's also a lot of X factors we don't know behind the scenes. Like UFC's like, first of all, TV right deal. Only time we could do it with the broadcast. But how is that possible?
But there's also a lot of X factors we don't know behind the scenes. Like UFC's like, first of all, TV right deal. Only time we could do it with the broadcast. But how is that possible?
I bet there's some other X factors that go in there.
I bet there's some other X factors that go in there.
Yeah, you put it under your tongue.
Yeah, you put it under your tongue.
That's not my cup of tea.
That's not my cup of tea.
Those undercards when it's like a Dagestani fighter we're not familiar with?
Those undercards when it's like a Dagestani fighter we're not familiar with?
Kudos to you. Like even GFL or game bread. I'm like, you want to go in the, in the octagon or the cage and interview the fight and have to say their name. Like it's probably, probably not my cup of tea, man.
Kudos to you. Like even GFL or game bread. I'm like, you want to go in the, in the octagon or the cage and interview the fight and have to say their name. Like it's probably, probably not my cup of tea, man.
And his coach was like, come on, do it now.
And his coach was like, come on, do it now.
Sean Brady has so many tattoos.
Sean Brady has so many tattoos.
Leon's going to be in for a surprise because he's like, oh, he's so short.
Leon's going to be in for a surprise because he's like, oh, he's so short.
It's also tough on him because remember he's supposed to fight JDM, a straight striker.
It's also tough on him because remember he's supposed to fight JDM, a straight striker.
That's the thing, I don't know, I don't know. And then I stumbled upon, was it Methanol Blue?
That's the thing, I don't know, I don't know. And then I stumbled upon, was it Methanol Blue?
He couldn't get him down. Bilal just beat the brakes off him.
He couldn't get him down. Bilal just beat the brakes off him.
And he has a reach advantage.
And he has a reach advantage.
Yeah, but he has to be super careful in here.
Yeah, but he has to be super careful in here.
Do you take Methanol Blue?
Do you take Methanol Blue?
If you're Brady, you can't go for the takedown too early because that's what Leon's expecting.
If you're Brady, you can't go for the takedown too early because that's what Leon's expecting.
You know what the difference is? Bilal got his respect on the feet and then started laying the takedowns, if you remember.
You know what the difference is? Bilal got his respect on the feet and then started laying the takedowns, if you remember.
But if you remember that Bilal fight, I've watched it a few times. Bilal was landing like a motherfucker on the feet. Yes. And constant pressure. A lot of pressure. Constant. Got his respect on the feet and then opened up the takedown.
But if you remember that Bilal fight, I've watched it a few times. Bilal was landing like a motherfucker on the feet. Yes. And constant pressure. A lot of pressure. Constant. Got his respect on the feet and then opened up the takedown.
That's what you got to do. You got to earn the respect and then the takedown will be there. Yeah. Leon's too good.
That's what you got to do. You got to earn the respect and then the takedown will be there. Yeah. Leon's too good.
They usually always have Patty on these London cards, but he's on that Miami card. Saving for Miami.
They usually always have Patty on these London cards, but he's on that Miami card. Saving for Miami.
This is where strength is going to be the difference. Yeah, let's see if he can do something here.
This is where strength is going to be the difference. Yeah, let's see if he can do something here.
And what is he? He's like 5'7"? 5'10"?
And what is he? He's like 5'7"? 5'10"?
And he landed on the feet a little more. That's probably one round for Brady. Man, I'd like to see that takedown landed earlier, see him set that up.
And he landed on the feet a little more. That's probably one round for Brady. Man, I'd like to see that takedown landed earlier, see him set that up.
You never see any good car commercials anymore. There's nothing dope out there. A good commercial? Yeah, for like cars. Look at them breathing heavy, man.
You never see any good car commercials anymore. There's nothing dope out there. A good commercial? Yeah, for like cars. Look at them breathing heavy, man.
Yeah, they're like talking shit.
Yeah, they're like talking shit.
You don't really see it anymore. They got all friendly.
You don't really see it anymore. They got all friendly.
I just stumbled because I take creatine for neurological reasons and for muscle recovery.
I just stumbled because I take creatine for neurological reasons and for muscle recovery.
Oh, he's going down.
Oh, he's going down.
Good on Leon.
Good on Leon.
That was a great takedown.
That was a great takedown.
Leon's in trouble. He's got the back. Yep. Got his whole fucking legs tatted, front and back. Everything. Goddamn. His whole asshole.
Leon's in trouble. He's got the back. Yep. Got his whole fucking legs tatted, front and back. Everything. Goddamn. His whole asshole.
And then I'm taking so many nootropics. I feel like I leveled out. And then someone recommend this, this methyl blue.
And then I'm taking so many nootropics. I feel like I leveled out. And then someone recommend this, this methyl blue.
Now he's in trouble.
Now he's in trouble.
Again, three minutes of this. There you go. Take him belly down and hit him.
Again, three minutes of this. There you go. Take him belly down and hit him.
Methylene blue.
Methylene blue.
Bro. Yeah. I mean, three, four times a day.
Bro. Yeah. I mean, three, four times a day.
I forget exactly what it was, but he's not coming back soon, soon.
I forget exactly what it was, but he's not coming back soon, soon.
You have Makachev, you have Bilal... And then Brady with a win over a fucking... This is a big round.
You have Makachev, you have Bilal... And then Brady with a win over a fucking... This is a big round.
He should have kept going.
He should have kept going.
He's going to try and isolate that arm.
He's going to try and isolate that arm.
Now he's in mount.
Now he's in mount.
Yeah, this one's great from Diesel Subs.
Yeah, this one's great from Diesel Subs.
Yeah, that loss to Bilal. Everyone writes these guys off.
Yeah, that loss to Bilal. Everyone writes these guys off.
Or did he fire him?
Or did he fire him?
Yeah. When they go, does it work? I think so.
Yeah. When they go, does it work? I think so.
Is that him? No. I'd say a minute in the back right. Not looking great for Leon. But Leon's ass, he'll pull it out, though. He'll surprise you.
Is that him? No. I'd say a minute in the back right. Not looking great for Leon. But Leon's ass, he'll pull it out, though. He'll surprise you.
Throwing kicks and shit now.
Throwing kicks and shit now.
One of them's going to work.
One of them's going to work.
That was bad by Brady. Bad entry.
That was bad by Brady. Bad entry.
Wow. Full mount. Sweet. With three minutes to go. Three and a half minutes. This is terrible. Awful.
Wow. Full mount. Sweet. With three minutes to go. Three and a half minutes. This is terrible. Awful.
To one hip, one side?
To one hip, one side?
Keep breaking him.
Keep breaking him.
No, his team's like, don't, dude.
No, his team's like, don't, dude.
Those numbers are bad.
Those numbers are bad.
Oh, he's down three rounds. Yeah. Yeah, this one's not even close. Sean's just so dominant on the ground. You just want to see how Sean does against, like, Makachev or Shavkat, like another grappler who can strike and defend the takedowns. That'd be his big test. Putting two hooks in.
Oh, he's down three rounds. Yeah. Yeah, this one's not even close. Sean's just so dominant on the ground. You just want to see how Sean does against, like, Makachev or Shavkat, like another grappler who can strike and defend the takedowns. That'd be his big test. Putting two hooks in.
There we go.
There we go.
Don't let him bully a rock. I mean, if you're the corner, don't get taken down. I don't know what the fuck to tell you, man.
Don't let him bully a rock. I mean, if you're the corner, don't get taken down. I don't know what the fuck to tell you, man.
If Leon didn't pull off that last-second KO against Kamaru, you would never think he has a fucking shot. But because he's done that, we're all like, you never know, dude. You never know.
If Leon didn't pull off that last-second KO against Kamaru, you would never think he has a fucking shot. But because he's done that, we're all like, you never know, dude. You never know.
Yeah, no. But even Kamaru didn't beat him up like this.
Yeah, no. But even Kamaru didn't beat him up like this.
What's the guy's background? Do you know?
What's the guy's background? Do you know?
I wonder what he's asking Dana for here.
I wonder what he's asking Dana for here.
But it makes sense Brady would hire a mental coach for that, because remember, he's undefeated, never lost, and when you get your ass handed to you, you're like, oh, fuck, I'm not the end-all be-all.
But it makes sense Brady would hire a mental coach for that, because remember, he's undefeated, never lost, and when you get your ass handed to you, you're like, oh, fuck, I'm not the end-all be-all.
Also, it boils down to sport. But also, when the UFC signs, say, Mikey Mushimeshi, is it exclusive? Can he not compete anywhere else?
Also, it boils down to sport. But also, when the UFC signs, say, Mikey Mushimeshi, is it exclusive? Can he not compete anywhere else?
But the stuff he's talking about also isn't exciting, you know? Right. You've got to be super disciplined.
But the stuff he's talking about also isn't exciting, you know? Right. You've got to be super disciplined.
That's what I was going to say. You'd have to pay him a salary.
That's what I was going to say. You'd have to pay him a salary.
Just builds a brand. You don't want to be stuck there if you're not getting enough competition.
Just builds a brand. You don't want to be stuck there if you're not getting enough competition.
Crazy. What a fucking disaster.
Crazy. What a fucking disaster.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah, he's 2-0.
Yeah, he's 2-0.
Great work ethic. They gave him like a tough matchup to a second fight in one championship, like a tough fucking wrestler. He fucking annihilated this dude. Is Gary Tonin still in one?
Great work ethic. They gave him like a tough matchup to a second fight in one championship, like a tough fucking wrestler. He fucking annihilated this dude. Is Gary Tonin still in one?
One Championship has a big Muay Thai fight. Like, huge Muay Thai fight. Like, one of the biggest ever. I sent my boy to it.
One Championship has a big Muay Thai fight. Like, huge Muay Thai fight. Like, one of the biggest ever. I sent my boy to it.
No, no, Jeremy's undefeated.
No, no, Jeremy's undefeated.
I wish. You don't know?
I wish. You don't know?
No, I got some things.
No, I got some things.
Man, Brendan got stung. Yeah, he gets crispy after this. But what I was going to say is I wish we were seeing John Jones Aspinall in London.
Man, Brendan got stung. Yeah, he gets crispy after this. But what I was going to say is I wish we were seeing John Jones Aspinall in London.
Which you can't be mad at, but also, you know Tom Aspinall? I think soon he'll be the interim champ for the longest ever over 500 days. That's not good.
Which you can't be mad at, but also, you know Tom Aspinall? I think soon he'll be the interim champ for the longest ever over 500 days. That's not good.
Which is, that's just negotiation tactics. Like, dude, he's been on your radar for three years. And you took two years to get ready for heavyweight. What are we doing?
Which is, that's just negotiation tactics. Like, dude, he's been on your radar for three years. And you took two years to get ready for heavyweight. What are we doing?
See, when you say you won't believe it, you got to come with some shit now.
See, when you say you won't believe it, you got to come with some shit now.
So that was a. And do you think Tom Aspinall is like, John's going to get him down. If you got him down, John, as far as being an Aspinall's guard, you think it'd be an issue for John at all?
So that was a. And do you think Tom Aspinall is like, John's going to get him down. If you got him down, John, as far as being an Aspinall's guard, you think it'd be an issue for John at all?
He's been doing jiu-jitsu since he was a kid. You know, it's rare You have a big guy with good hip dog fight.
He's been doing jiu-jitsu since he was a kid. You know, it's rare You have a big guy with good hip dog fight.
There's no one like him the only knock on we really haven't seen just his defense You know his head is one MMA fight.
There's no one like him the only knock on we really haven't seen just his defense You know his head is one MMA fight.
But that's the UFC being like, don't announce it yet.
But that's the UFC being like, don't announce it yet.
Here's something to think about. Think of whatever reason John decides he doesn't want to fight Aspinall. What the fuck do you do with Aspinall?
Here's something to think about. Think of whatever reason John decides he doesn't want to fight Aspinall. What the fuck do you do with Aspinall?
The heavyweight division's never been worse.
The heavyweight division's never been worse.
It's awful. Like, there's Cyril Gunn.
It's awful. Like, there's Cyril Gunn.
Yeah. That was the bummer.
Yeah. That was the bummer.
Tom was whooping his ass.
Tom was whooping his ass.
That dude's in some pub right now going, I beat that guy.
That dude's in some pub right now going, I beat that guy.
And now remember, he tweeted that before Gaethje's fight.
And now remember, he tweeted that before Gaethje's fight.
Paul Craig's so dangerous, Bo Nickel didn't even take him down. Yeah.
Paul Craig's so dangerous, Bo Nickel didn't even take him down. Yeah.
Broke Jamal's arm.
Broke Jamal's arm.
As far as jitsu-wise, you got Gunnar Nelson on the card tonight. And then Sean Brady's no punk either. He's a black belt. Philadelphia gorilla.
As far as jitsu-wise, you got Gunnar Nelson on the card tonight. And then Sean Brady's no punk either. He's a black belt. Philadelphia gorilla.
And Leon Edwards in the weigh-ins, he was like, I don't realize how small he is. I'm definitely going to have a strength advantage. You're like, oh.
And Leon Edwards in the weigh-ins, he was like, I don't realize how small he is. I'm definitely going to have a strength advantage. You're like, oh.
Yeah, you're like, oh, buddy.
Yeah, you're like, oh, buddy.
No, anyone who fights Sean Brady is like, he's the strongest guy we were going against. All of them say it. Yeah.
No, anyone who fights Sean Brady is like, he's the strongest guy we were going against. All of them say it. Yeah.
At 55, and it's Max proper. I think Max should fight more at 55. I didn't like him going back to 45.
At 55, and it's Max proper. I think Max should fight more at 55. I didn't like him going back to 45.
We all remember the knocking of Gaethje in the last seconds there, but he was molly whopping him before that.
We all remember the knocking of Gaethje in the last seconds there, but he was molly whopping him before that.
So that Max Holloway, the true Max Holloway at 55 versus fucking Dustin for Dustin's last fight in New Orleans?
So that Max Holloway, the true Max Holloway at 55 versus fucking Dustin for Dustin's last fight in New Orleans?
Think about the guys Jon Jones submitted. Dover, Lyoto.
Think about the guys Jon Jones submitted. Dover, Lyoto.
I was there during John's heyday, man.
I was there during John's heyday, man.
Because even if he, here's the thing, even if John molly whops Tom, which I think John would be an underdog in the fight, but let's say John beats Tom. Isn't that crazy? And then retires. It's like, all right, Tom Asimov's still going to dominate.
Because even if he, here's the thing, even if John molly whops Tom, which I think John would be an underdog in the fight, but let's say John beats Tom. Isn't that crazy? And then retires. It's like, all right, Tom Asimov's still going to dominate.
He's good at everything. And then people are like, oh, he's too small for 55. I'm like, he's actually, that narrative don't work. He's a big fucking boy.
He's good at everything. And then people are like, oh, he's too small for 55. I'm like, he's actually, that narrative don't work. He's a big fucking boy.
Yeah, especially his son, Travel Ball. It's so many games.
Yeah, especially his son, Travel Ball. It's so many games.
Dude, look at that. And what did he say? He gave DC the left hand.
Dude, look at that. And what did he say? He gave DC the left hand.
No, that's no doubt. It's silly when people argue that.
No, that's no doubt. It's silly when people argue that.
They need to shut the fuck up even if you're going to lose to Aspinall. His resume through light heavyweight, you got to realize he went through that whole fucking span of fighting the best of the best that light heavyweights ever had to offer and fucked up all of them.
They need to shut the fuck up even if you're going to lose to Aspinall. His resume through light heavyweight, you got to realize he went through that whole fucking span of fighting the best of the best that light heavyweights ever had to offer and fucked up all of them.
Yeah, he should be.
Yeah, he should be.
Your first introduction at 55, he's kind of the king of 55. So tall and dangerous.
Your first introduction at 55, he's kind of the king of 55. So tall and dangerous.
But if you're Toporia, you're not going to go up to 55 without some sort of guarantee. Because remember, he's giving up the belt, so he's not getting pay-per-view points. But it's his idea. Well, because the weight cut's too tough.
But if you're Toporia, you're not going to go up to 55 without some sort of guarantee. Because remember, he's giving up the belt, so he's not getting pay-per-view points. But it's his idea. Well, because the weight cut's too tough.
Apparently that last cut was really tough and his team was like, all right, no more. Wow. You're not going to give up the pay-per-view points and just dip out and then just go into the queue at 55.
Apparently that last cut was really tough and his team was like, all right, no more. Wow. You're not going to give up the pay-per-view points and just dip out and then just go into the queue at 55.
They were saying like 180 between. That's the thing. It was like, oh, he's too small 55. I'm like, he's fucking...
They were saying like 180 between. That's the thing. It was like, oh, he's too small 55. I'm like, he's fucking...
I think that dude has the record for weight cut. Anthony Johnson. Oh, yeah.
I think that dude has the record for weight cut. Anthony Johnson. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, his coach came out and was like, he was only breathing at 6% capacity. And I was like, this is some bullshit.
Yeah, his coach came out and was like, he was only breathing at 6% capacity. And I was like, this is some bullshit.
I feel like you got a good nose for fighting. No homo, you got a button nose, a cute button nose.
I feel like you got a good nose for fighting. No homo, you got a button nose, a cute button nose.
Doesn't he have a good nose?
Doesn't he have a good nose?
Fabrizio's in GFL.
Fabrizio's in GFL.
I'm back in. Like, back. They're fighting. It's end of May. The arena by the USC down there. It's end of May in LA. What kind of testing you got? Multiple choice? Don't be a hater. What's this testing you speak of?
I'm back in. Like, back. They're fighting. It's end of May. The arena by the USC down there. It's end of May in LA. What kind of testing you got? Multiple choice? Don't be a hater. What's this testing you speak of?
10 pounds. So they can agree to fight at a weight that they're both comfortable at.
10 pounds. So they can agree to fight at a weight that they're both comfortable at.
They're different. So if Tony goes, hey, man, I feel good at whatever, 168, 170, and Dylan agrees, like, yeah, I'll fight you at 170.
They're different. So if Tony goes, hey, man, I feel good at whatever, 168, 170, and Dylan agrees, like, yeah, I'll fight you at 170.
50-50 for the game. 50-50 once they get in the positive. How do they know who's moving the needle? They all get it?
50-50 for the game. 50-50 once they get in the positive. How do they know who's moving the needle? They all get it?
Then nobody gets it. But then what's dope is, let's say Gordon was going to fight and brought in a sponsor, and then they want to sponsor the entire thing. He gets 20% of anything you bring.
Then nobody gets it. But then what's dope is, let's say Gordon was going to fight and brought in a sponsor, and then they want to sponsor the entire thing. He gets 20% of anything you bring.
I wish they had that when I was fighting them. Maybe he's in the best shape of his life.
I wish they had that when I was fighting them. Maybe he's in the best shape of his life.
Isn't he fighting KSI in boxing, so shouldn't he be in shape?
Isn't he fighting KSI in boxing, so shouldn't he be in shape?
And Glory's coming back. Glory's doing a heavyweight competition soon.
And Glory's coming back. Glory's doing a heavyweight competition soon.
And that's why he did that mustache.
And that's why he did that mustache.
Go down the military order. Wow. During his service in Bavarian infantry division, Hitler was ordered to trim his mustache to ensure a proper seal with a gas mask. Wow. And he got the Michael Jordan mustache.
Go down the military order. Wow. During his service in Bavarian infantry division, Hitler was ordered to trim his mustache to ensure a proper seal with a gas mask. Wow. And he got the Michael Jordan mustache.
Wow. Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan's the only guy to ever pull it off.
Wow. Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan's the only guy to ever pull it off.
Yeah, gassed.
Yeah, gassed.
And he got fucked up, right? And that's when he decided to run for everything because he thought he was saved by God.
And he got fucked up, right? And that's when he decided to run for everything because he thought he was saved by God.
They put a lot of it in the Jiu-Jitsu.
They put a lot of it in the Jiu-Jitsu.
I read a little bit about it, but I kind of just was like- It's kind of like confirmation that it was like mafia, Israel, and the CIA.
I read a little bit about it, but I kind of just was like- It's kind of like confirmation that it was like mafia, Israel, and the CIA.
Yeah, it is. I wish it was. No, with UFC 5. No, I'm saying as far as making it popular. Like EFI, all that shit.
Yeah, it is. I wish it was. No, with UFC 5. No, I'm saying as far as making it popular. Like EFI, all that shit.
He's like, how are you not going to say goodbye next time I see you? I'm going to give you a slap around Christmas. She's like, you better. I'll wear the rouge or whatever. He's like, you better.
He's like, how are you not going to say goodbye next time I see you? I'm going to give you a slap around Christmas. She's like, you better. I'll wear the rouge or whatever. He's like, you better.
Yeah, they said the brother, the pillow talk is what fucked her over. Because he'd fill her in and all this shit. Oh, boy. And then John F. Kennedy was like, bro, what are you doing?
Yeah, they said the brother, the pillow talk is what fucked her over. Because he'd fill her in and all this shit. Oh, boy. And then John F. Kennedy was like, bro, what are you doing?
The JFK stuff kind of just confirmed what kind of they labeled conspiracy theorists. Like, yeah, we've said it was CIA, Mossad, Mafia.
The JFK stuff kind of just confirmed what kind of they labeled conspiracy theorists. Like, yeah, we've said it was CIA, Mossad, Mafia.
I love her. I was like, this is crazy. Have you dived into a Harvey Weinstein shit?
I love her. I was like, this is crazy. Have you dived into a Harvey Weinstein shit?
Dude, look into the dude from that 70s show who's in prison for life. His appeal's coming up. Look into that one. Really? Bro.
Dude, look into the dude from that 70s show who's in prison for life. His appeal's coming up. Look into that one. Really? Bro.
Three chicks, and if you look at the appeal, it started off with, oh, he raped me and drugged me, and then it went to he held a gun to my head. They keep changing their stories. That one's wild. That one's wild.
Three chicks, and if you look at the appeal, it started off with, oh, he raped me and drugged me, and then it went to he held a gun to my head. They keep changing their stories. That one's wild. That one's wild.
This is what you get, though. This is what you get. You're trying to fucking ruin a guy's livelihood by using the Me Too movement?
This is what you get, though. This is what you get. You're trying to fucking ruin a guy's livelihood by using the Me Too movement?
Because they exclusively signed Mikey Mushameshi, right?
Because they exclusively signed Mikey Mushameshi, right?
It's like Johnny Depp.
It's like Johnny Depp.
Because no one's ever done it. Because everyone just bows down.
Because no one's ever done it. Because everyone just bows down.
That shit's over, man.
That shit's over, man.
Yeah, we've been talking about Harvey Weinstein's nuts and his thighs.
Yeah, we've been talking about Harvey Weinstein's nuts and his thighs.
I'm going to take a piss really quick.
I'm going to take a piss really quick.
You know, DC and Jail are shooting one right now.
You know, DC and Jail are shooting one right now.
You two pulled up in some shit today. Your new car, that fucking truck.
You two pulled up in some shit today. Your new car, that fucking truck.
Bro, I was at Mecham yesterday. You should see some of the shit people do with those cars, man. It's wild, man. With Mustangs? Everything. Oh, with everything. I mean, the Mustangs for sure. Like the old, the 60s, all that shit.
Bro, I was at Mecham yesterday. You should see some of the shit people do with those cars, man. It's wild, man. With Mustangs? Everything. Oh, with everything. I mean, the Mustangs for sure. Like the old, the 60s, all that shit.
It's on ESPN Plus, I think.
It's on ESPN Plus, I think.
Dude. And when they, the Restomods, I'm just sitting there like, bro, I want it all.
Dude. And when they, the Restomods, I'm just sitting there like, bro, I want it all.
I want it all.
I want it all.
I we're talking to three guys here real car problem Oh, dude, I had a budget like they cleared me to buy something and I've never bid on anything I went fucking nuts to would you get I got it's really got a boy, right? I got a Jeep I went nuts man. I tackled my manager. I didn't know what to do. I was so I was so fucking nervous There's like big ballers. There's a guy I went to the kiss me one.
I we're talking to three guys here real car problem Oh, dude, I had a budget like they cleared me to buy something and I've never bid on anything I went fucking nuts to would you get I got it's really got a boy, right? I got a Jeep I went nuts man. I tackled my manager. I didn't know what to do. I was so I was so fucking nervous There's like big ballers. There's a guy I went to the kiss me one.
There's some old I have no idea what he did He was next to me in 12 minutes, probably spent $7 million in cars, and didn't give a fuck. And I was like, bro, you just won that GT40. How are you not, no fist pump, nothing?
There's some old I have no idea what he did He was next to me in 12 minutes, probably spent $7 million in cars, and didn't give a fuck. And I was like, bro, you just won that GT40. How are you not, no fist pump, nothing?
It's like a purplish-pinkish? Yeah, it's like a pinkish, but it has a 392. It's the last call edition. Brand new, less than 200 miles.
It's like a purplish-pinkish? Yeah, it's like a pinkish, but it has a 392. It's the last call edition. Brand new, less than 200 miles.
Look, I attacked my fucking manager right there.
Look, I attacked my fucking manager right there.
Yeah, I was on ESPN. I didn't know. I was so embarrassed when they told me I was on live TV.
Yeah, I was on ESPN. I didn't know. I was so embarrassed when they told me I was on live TV.
Oh, I'm going to toss some King Shocks on that bitch, a big Magnum blower.
Oh, I'm going to toss some King Shocks on that bitch, a big Magnum blower.
They never change the body style, so they have this Colt following.
They never change the body style, so they have this Colt following.
That's the best thing in combat sports. Fucking phenomenal. As far as talent, it's the best.
That's the best thing in combat sports. Fucking phenomenal. As far as talent, it's the best.
I'll get some bullshit, like a Ford Excursion on my Hummer. Powerstroke and I call him. We're like, cool, cool. And he tells me what he has. I'm like, oh, my God.
I'll get some bullshit, like a Ford Excursion on my Hummer. Powerstroke and I call him. We're like, cool, cool. And he tells me what he has. I'm like, oh, my God.
I already put the order into spec one.
I already put the order into spec one.
But you want people, you know.
But you want people, you know.
You know what's weird is, you know me, I can't stand electric cars, but now that the Libs are like, I'm like, oh shit, I might get a Cybertruck. I wish a motherfucker would.
You know what's weird is, you know me, I can't stand electric cars, but now that the Libs are like, I'm like, oh shit, I might get a Cybertruck. I wish a motherfucker would.
I wish a motherfucker would. Just because.
I wish a motherfucker would. Just because.
I might get one and swap a diesel in it so it looks like, and they don't know, just so they fuck with me.
I might get one and swap a diesel in it so it looks like, and they don't know, just so they fuck with me.
It's a lot of work, though. It's also why... You basically just toss and... You gotta pay for the Cybertruck, and I'm gonna have to pay for it.
It's a lot of work, though. It's also why... You basically just toss and... You gotta pay for the Cybertruck, and I'm gonna have to pay for it.
Sometimes it's all about speed, though, you know? When people tell me that, I'm like, ah, you ever driven like a fucking water-cooled fucking, you know...
Sometimes it's all about speed, though, you know? When people tell me that, I'm like, ah, you ever driven like a fucking water-cooled fucking, you know...
And it's not like Ultimate Fighter where you can win based off grappling and just hold guys down and they become champion, get a UFC contract.
And it's not like Ultimate Fighter where you can win based off grappling and just hold guys down and they become champion, get a UFC contract.
Crab walk, yeah. Parallel park like this.
Crab walk, yeah. Parallel park like this.
They've had a lot of issues with them, yeah.
They've had a lot of issues with them, yeah.
They'll figure those out, though.
They'll figure those out, though.
Dana White Contender Series, there's dudes who win, and he's like, nah, not excited enough.
Dana White Contender Series, there's dudes who win, and he's like, nah, not excited enough.
But Joe, think about a better comparison would be, think about your Ford GT, a 2006. Right. They're $500,000 minimum now.
But Joe, think about a better comparison would be, think about your Ford GT, a 2006. Right. They're $500,000 minimum now.
Sugar Sean came from there.
Sugar Sean came from there.
But like my Hummer, I have a 55-gallon diesel tank in the back. I fill that bitch up maybe once every three weeks. It gets good gas mileage. I can go on long road trips.
But like my Hummer, I have a 55-gallon diesel tank in the back. I fill that bitch up maybe once every three weeks. It gets good gas mileage. I can go on long road trips.
Eric Griffin has one.
Eric Griffin has one.
That bit shut down on us in the parking lot, but yeah, he has one. Did it really? We couldn't get out. It died? It was like 100 degrees. I was like, oh, I'm going to break your car, dude. And he's like, oh, out of all the times this has never happened, it happens while you're in the car.
That bit shut down on us in the parking lot, but yeah, he has one. Did it really? We couldn't get out. It died? It was like 100 degrees. I was like, oh, I'm going to break your car, dude. And he's like, oh, out of all the times this has never happened, it happens while you're in the car.
He didn't have that. We had to wait like 40 minutes.
He didn't have that. We had to wait like 40 minutes.
No, eventually he called and they're like, oh, just reset.
No, eventually he called and they're like, oh, just reset.
Also, the people vandalizing Teslas, that could be a worse car to vandalize because there's cameras fucking everywhere on that thing.
Also, the people vandalizing Teslas, that could be a worse car to vandalize because there's cameras fucking everywhere on that thing.
Callan thought Conor McGregor was in the movie Popeye.
Callan thought Conor McGregor was in the movie Popeye.
UFL does that.
UFL does that.
Yeah, GFL. Sorry. Yeah, there's PFL. There's GFL. UFL is something else. But GFL does that.
Yeah, GFL. Sorry. Yeah, there's PFL. There's GFL. UFL is something else. But GFL does that.
I'm like, there's no way that resurrection was real. But even if this is real, Eddie, it doesn't mean he was resurrected, right? It just means he was crucified and he was an actual real man.
I'm like, there's no way that resurrection was real. But even if this is real, Eddie, it doesn't mean he was resurrected, right? It just means he was crucified and he was an actual real man.
How have they not looked at that before?
How have they not looked at that before?
Well, he's fighting in bare knuckle, too.
Well, he's fighting in bare knuckle, too.
Bro, do you know how long that would take? Yeah.
Bro, do you know how long that would take? Yeah.
She's only got 40 seconds. Whenever she fights, the crowd's just cheering and she's getting beat up.
She's only got 40 seconds. Whenever she fights, the crowd's just cheering and she's getting beat up.
It's just not enough.
It's just not enough.
And just some sloppy white guy, you see him go, ah, fuck.
And just some sloppy white guy, you see him go, ah, fuck.
And I assume they don't live long because they're so big, so they probably just eventually fell off.
And I assume they don't live long because they're so big, so they probably just eventually fell off.
He has great striking.
He has great striking.
They look pretty fucking similar.
They look pretty fucking similar.
No. No chicks have that big ass bicep.
No. No chicks have that big ass bicep.
He ain't no chick, man. Goddamn, Eddie. Why you fuck that up for me?
He ain't no chick, man. Goddamn, Eddie. Why you fuck that up for me?
Is he one of Fidel Castro's sons, too, or what?
Is he one of Fidel Castro's sons, too, or what?
This is a great fight.
This is a great fight.
Big prospect.
Big prospect.
But isn't that similar to like MKUltra, what we're doing to compromise people?
But isn't that similar to like MKUltra, what we're doing to compromise people?
Yeah, they have to still do.
Yeah, they have to still do.
Kevin's lost four. I was last five.
Kevin's lost four. I was last five.
You know what I'm saying? He doesn't fight a ton.
You know what I'm saying? He doesn't fight a ton.
Three years ago, I think, Joe. It might be two, but maybe three.
Three years ago, I think, Joe. It might be two, but maybe three.
Yeah, MMA-wise, he just never got over that hill like the top contenders.
Yeah, MMA-wise, he just never got over that hill like the top contenders.
I think he just got busy. Like he has his school. It's like in the side of a fucking mountain.
I think he just got busy. Like he has his school. It's like in the side of a fucking mountain.
In Iceland.
In Iceland.
I've always liked Gunnar Nelson. Yeah, this is... Big Thor told me he rolled with Gunner. I know he's rolled with you, Gordon. Oh, yeah. He said he got absolutely destroyed.
I've always liked Gunnar Nelson. Yeah, this is... Big Thor told me he rolled with Gunner. I know he's rolled with you, Gordon. Oh, yeah. He said he got absolutely destroyed.
He said he rolled with Gunner, and he couldn't understand it. He was like, I understand Gordon because he's so big. He's like, then I rolled with Gunner and Nelson, and he fucked me up, too.
He said he rolled with Gunner, and he couldn't understand it. He was like, I understand Gordon because he's so big. He's like, then I rolled with Gunner and Nelson, and he fucked me up, too.
But then it went mainstream for a tough one with stand-up with Stephan and Forrest.
But then it went mainstream for a tough one with stand-up with Stephan and Forrest.
This pace. Oh, he dropped him.
This pace. Oh, he dropped him.
He needs a win.
He needs a win.
Remember, he beat Homeboy, who did the spinning back.
Remember, he beat Homeboy, who did the spinning back.
I'm going to freak the fuck out.
I'm going to freak the fuck out.
Yeah, RDR was a two-division champion at one championship. He's no punk. If Bo Nickel gives us bad striking, I'm going to freak the fuck out. There we go.
Yeah, RDR was a two-division champion at one championship. He's no punk. If Bo Nickel gives us bad striking, I'm going to freak the fuck out. There we go.
Oh, nasty punches to the body by Holland. He also won against Cade in one championship. Just straight grappling. If Gunnar can't take... Who did?
Oh, nasty punches to the body by Holland. He also won against Cade in one championship. Just straight grappling. If Gunnar can't take... Who did?
He got submitted, I think.
He got submitted, I think.
But also being that active, it's tough to compete with the biggest guys that –
But also being that active, it's tough to compete with the biggest guys that –
And Hamzat just fucking blew it back.
And Hamzat just fucking blew it back.
Yep. Which is a great fight.
Yep. Which is a great fight.
Forgot the game plan a little bit. Kept getting his back to the cage.
Forgot the game plan a little bit. Kept getting his back to the cage.
Super impressive.
Super impressive.
Apparently they run that rematch back.
Apparently they run that rematch back.
Oh, Joe, if you knew, I know you can't probably talk about it, but do you see Ilya's tweet where he's like, I'm going to have big news. You guys aren't expecting it.
Oh, Joe, if you knew, I know you can't probably talk about it, but do you see Ilya's tweet where he's like, I'm going to have big news. You guys aren't expecting it.
People want to see that shit. I commentate for Game Bread where it's bare knuckle MMA and seeing JDS and Alan Belcher and Roy, they don't punch the same. The little cautious because they don't want to break their hand.
People want to see that shit. I commentate for Game Bread where it's bare knuckle MMA and seeing JDS and Alan Belcher and Roy, they don't punch the same. The little cautious because they don't want to break their hand.
The shame about that fight should have been five rounds. That's five rounds.
The shame about that fight should have been five rounds. That's five rounds.
But to that same point, like with Alex Pierre defending 12 takedowns, 12 for 12, you get no fucking credit. The guy attempted 12 takedowns. You couldn't do it. That guy gets no points. Who should get credit? The guy defending the takedown.
But to that same point, like with Alex Pierre defending 12 takedowns, 12 for 12, you get no fucking credit. The guy attempted 12 takedowns. You couldn't do it. That guy gets no points. Who should get credit? The guy defending the takedown.
Kevin didn't do anything.
Kevin didn't do anything.
So in that situation, nothing happened. He took him down.
So in that situation, nothing happened. He took him down.
It is. It's just a different product.
It is. It's just a different product.
I think even rounds are okay.
I think even rounds are okay.
It's bare knuckle. And this Hilton is tall with those giant jaws.
It's bare knuckle. And this Hilton is tall with those giant jaws.
You're saying circle him to the center of the octagon?
You're saying circle him to the center of the octagon?
He can't get taken down.
He can't get taken down.
Super hard to score.
Super hard to score.
Huge advantage.
Huge advantage.
Yeah, he's probably trying to rest. Total strikes, Kevin, 130. Gunner, 20. Gunner's going to win it.
Yeah, he's probably trying to rest. Total strikes, Kevin, 130. Gunner, 20. Gunner's going to win it.
You do 10-9, Holland, first round. There's going to be a draw. 10-9.
You do 10-9, Holland, first round. There's going to be a draw. 10-9.
So I think Jan's next.
So I think Jan's next.
Yeah, Gordon has a good point with all the control Gunnar had with these judges.
Yeah, Gordon has a good point with all the control Gunnar had with these judges.
Yeah. Draw. No, I think they give Gunnar. Could be a draw. I think Gunnar wins.
Yeah. Draw. No, I think they give Gunnar. Could be a draw. I think Gunnar wins.
Gunnar split.
Gunnar split.
Gunnar split. Oh, it's Gunnar.
Gunnar split. Oh, it's Gunnar.
Dude, remember how hard it was for the UFC even to cut him because they kept giving him these young lines and he kept beating them. Yeah, he beats a lot of guys, man.
Dude, remember how hard it was for the UFC even to cut him because they kept giving him these young lines and he kept beating them. Yeah, he beats a lot of guys, man.
Good for Kevin, man.
Good for Kevin, man.
Kevin at 170, that's his spot.
Kevin at 170, that's his spot.
He's beat some good guys.
He's beat some good guys.
Especially not being that muscle-bound.
Especially not being that muscle-bound.
Both of them. Been out two years. One shoulder's bad enough. But what's impressive about him is he was fighting with bad shoulders when he beat all these boys.
Both of them. Been out two years. One shoulder's bad enough. But what's impressive about him is he was fighting with bad shoulders when he beat all these boys.
But also, you get to a certain level where guys can stop your game at lots, and if you don't have striking, you get exposed.
But also, you get to a certain level where guys can stop your game at lots, and if you don't have striking, you get exposed.
He was well-versed in Teporia. How do you say it again?
He was well-versed in Teporia. How do you say it again?
He's not that active. I know he's turned down a lot of matchups, too.
He's not that active. I know he's turned down a lot of matchups, too.
He's still under contract, but I know he's turned down a bunch of fights.
He's still under contract, but I know he's turned down a bunch of fights.
You have no clue.
You have no clue.
It's not a sad story if you want to do something cool. It's kind of dope that he's like, fuck it, I'm over it. If he went on to make money, he's doing well, you know? Yeah.
It's not a sad story if you want to do something cool. It's kind of dope that he's like, fuck it, I'm over it. If he went on to make money, he's doing well, you know? Yeah.
Whatever you can do to avoid surgery, man. It's amazing.
Whatever you can do to avoid surgery, man. It's amazing.
But that wouldn't be unexpected. You know what I'm saying? He's like, you won't see this coming. So it's not Makhachev because we all assume that. Makhachev's not fighting Makhachev's going up to 70.
But that wouldn't be unexpected. You know what I'm saying? He's like, you won't see this coming. So it's not Makhachev because we all assume that. Makhachev's not fighting Makhachev's going up to 70.
Those shoulders are every bit of 42.
Those shoulders are every bit of 42.
It's also just such a big jump up in talent for Oberg. He beat Ozdemir, but before that he really hadn't fought anybody.
It's also just such a big jump up in talent for Oberg. He beat Ozdemir, but before that he really hadn't fought anybody.
Ancalayev majorly because it's a draw. Yeah.
Ancalayev majorly because it's a draw. Yeah.
So stupid. That's illegal?
So stupid. That's illegal?
Him and Ankaliev are just tough fucking humans, man.
Him and Ankaliev are just tough fucking humans, man.
Remember, it's only three rounds, too.
Remember, it's only three rounds, too.
Oh, they announced Roundtree and Hill. Ooh, when's that? I'm not sure.
Oh, they announced Roundtree and Hill. Ooh, when's that? I'm not sure.
I bought that Jeep yesterday, and the lady goes, oh, my cousin fights in the UFC. And usually I'm like, oh, really? I'm like, who's your cousin? She's all, uh, Hill? Jamal Hill? I'm like, oh, fuck yeah. She's a badass, girl.
I bought that Jeep yesterday, and the lady goes, oh, my cousin fights in the UFC. And usually I'm like, oh, really? I'm like, who's your cousin? She's all, uh, Hill? Jamal Hill? I'm like, oh, fuck yeah. She's a badass, girl.
That Kansas City car is tasty. Yeah, that's a good fight night, finally.
That Kansas City car is tasty. Yeah, that's a good fight night, finally.
Now, remember, too, he's also 42 years old. Uh-huh.
Now, remember, too, he's also 42 years old. Uh-huh.
I swear to God, if I have problems with ESPN+, I'm going to lose my shit.
I swear to God, if I have problems with ESPN+, I'm going to lose my shit.
Does your son play tomorrow, Eddie?
Does your son play tomorrow, Eddie?
Bro, I love when I run to Eddie at the baseball fields because he's a vet. Like, my kid's only nine, so we've been doing it two years, but he's been in it for a thick... He has everything. Backpack, water, just the whole tent, the seat.
Bro, I love when I run to Eddie at the baseball fields because he's a vet. Like, my kid's only nine, so we've been doing it two years, but he's been in it for a thick... He has everything. Backpack, water, just the whole tent, the seat.
Yeah, my kiddos met him for the first time like two weeks ago.
Yeah, my kiddos met him for the first time like two weeks ago.
Who the fuck's Uncle Eddie? Right there. It's your uncle.
Who the fuck's Uncle Eddie? Right there. It's your uncle.
I don't know. Gimmick. There's some weird shit, man.
I don't know. Gimmick. There's some weird shit, man.
Bro, you know they offered me and Brian to fight each other in card jiu-jitsu? Brian Callen? Yeah. Why would they do that to Brian? They didn't pitch me, they pitched Brian. They go, it'd be really fun for you and Brendan to do card jiu-jitsu. And Brian goes... Like, seriously? And the guy goes, yeah, would you guys be down to it? Brian's like, no.
Bro, you know they offered me and Brian to fight each other in card jiu-jitsu? Brian Callen? Yeah. Why would they do that to Brian? They didn't pitch me, they pitched Brian. They go, it'd be really fun for you and Brendan to do card jiu-jitsu. And Brian goes... Like, seriously? And the guy goes, yeah, would you guys be down to it? Brian's like, no.
He's like, I'm not going to fucking go get chopped and carved shit, too. You're 100 pounds bigger than him and a black belt.
He's like, I'm not going to fucking go get chopped and carved shit, too. You're 100 pounds bigger than him and a black belt.
We'll get a better round from Olberg here because, you know, it's new to him.
We'll get a better round from Olberg here because, you know, it's new to him.
It's such good matchmaking, Carlos Olberg. Even though they think prospect, I think he's 34, 35, but he hasn't really beat anybody of note. He beat Ozdemir, but he hasn't really beat any of the top guys to get to this, so him versus Jan's fun.
It's such good matchmaking, Carlos Olberg. Even though they think prospect, I think he's 34, 35, but he hasn't really beat anybody of note. He beat Ozdemir, but he hasn't really beat any of the top guys to get to this, so him versus Jan's fun.
Those leg kicks are going to be a problem if you don't start checking them. God, remember when Jan fought Izzy? Yeah. What a nightmare matchup. Yeah, just too big. Too big.
Those leg kicks are going to be a problem if you don't start checking them. God, remember when Jan fought Izzy? Yeah. What a nightmare matchup. Yeah, just too big. Too big.
But if they would have gave, like, I mean, granted, you want to fight for the title, but if they would have gave him, like, Yuri or someone, that would be a funner matchup.
But if they would have gave, like, I mean, granted, you want to fight for the title, but if they would have gave him, like, Yuri or someone, that would be a funner matchup.
Yuri, Izzy, it's fun.
Yuri, Izzy, it's fun.
Nonstop action.
Nonstop action.
Thin for light heavy.
Thin for light heavy.
Big shots there. Jan's starting to land now.
Big shots there. Jan's starting to land now.
He's just slapping them. When Jan's leg kicks, it's fucking doing damage.
He's just slapping them. When Jan's leg kicks, it's fucking doing damage.
Dude, you look into Ann Kalia's background. That motherfucker's never lost in anything.
Dude, you look into Ann Kalia's background. That motherfucker's never lost in anything.
I'm saying before he got to the UFC, you look at his background. It's like, Jesus.
I'm saying before he got to the UFC, you look at his background. It's like, Jesus.
Yeah, ride it out, man. Yeah. It's like Chael and Anderson. You're like, what the fuck are you doing? Dominating for four rounds. I know. That's the craziest one. That's wild. That's just self-sabotage.
Yeah, ride it out, man. Yeah. It's like Chael and Anderson. You're like, what the fuck are you doing? Dominating for four rounds. I know. That's the craziest one. That's wild. That's just self-sabotage.
They scored damage, number one.
They scored damage, number one.
Damn, it's been, besides that girl fight against Molly, it's been all decisions again.
Damn, it's been, besides that girl fight against Molly, it's been all decisions again.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
There's not enough hours in the day.
There's not enough hours in the day.
You say you knew then, right?
You say you knew then, right?
Yeah, Bobby hasn't won a fight since he changed his name to King. So he's like, fuck that. Call me Bobby now. He's going back to Bobby.
Yeah, Bobby hasn't won a fight since he changed his name to King. So he's like, fuck that. Call me Bobby now. He's going back to Bobby.
Yeah, he's like, I'm changing back to Bobby. That's hilarious. He's 0-3 since he changed to King.
Yeah, he's like, I'm changing back to Bobby. That's hilarious. He's 0-3 since he changed to King.
And that style, like cardio-wise, like you're in the third round, you're so explosive, you just can't run at that high gear for three rounds.
And that style, like cardio-wise, like you're in the third round, you're so explosive, you just can't run at that high gear for three rounds.
Yeah, they catch up to you. You get a grappler, can avoid the big shots. Then in the third round, you're fucked.
Yeah, they catch up to you. You get a grappler, can avoid the big shots. Then in the third round, you're fucked.
I was discussing with a guy, I won't say who it is. He's coming back to the UFC and his buddy's like, he's like, man, what matchup do you think? He's like, we just need to give him an easy matchup for his first one. I'm like, buddy, it's 2025 in the UFC. There's no cakewalks. There used to be cakewalks. There was guys like, thank God they gave me him. There's really not that...
I was discussing with a guy, I won't say who it is. He's coming back to the UFC and his buddy's like, he's like, man, what matchup do you think? He's like, we just need to give him an easy matchup for his first one. I'm like, buddy, it's 2025 in the UFC. There's no cakewalks. There used to be cakewalks. There was guys like, thank God they gave me him. There's really not that...
With the Contender Series, it's just full of these young fucking lions that you've never heard of.
With the Contender Series, it's just full of these young fucking lions that you've never heard of.
It's like Sean Brady in the main event. When they gave him Bilal, he just wasn't ready. Right. And then loses that and then goes on a tear.
It's like Sean Brady in the main event. When they gave him Bilal, he just wasn't ready. Right. And then loses that and then goes on a tear.
Definitely still speed advantage.
Definitely still speed advantage.
No, he looks a little slower.
No, he looks a little slower.
It's going to get weird for Jan. He loses this one, you're off two years. Mm-hmm. The division, the state it's in, it's tough, man. Well, we'll see. There's still three minutes to go. How fucking crazy is MMA? It's like Alec Wojnarowski, before he lost those two, he was like, there's arguing. He's the pound for pound number one. He was on the number two.
It's going to get weird for Jan. He loses this one, you're off two years. Mm-hmm. The division, the state it's in, it's tough, man. Well, we'll see. There's still three minutes to go. How fucking crazy is MMA? It's like Alec Wojnarowski, before he lost those two, he was like, there's arguing. He's the pound for pound number one. He was on the number two.
And then three months later, he's not even on the list. Yep. Leon Edwards. Yep. Before he lost Balal was, I think, number five pound for pound. Now he's not even on the list. Crazy. He loses this one, you're kind of fucked. MMA is wild, man.
And then three months later, he's not even on the list. Yep. Leon Edwards. Yep. Before he lost Balal was, I think, number five pound for pound. Now he's not even on the list. Crazy. He loses this one, you're kind of fucked. MMA is wild, man.
And now he's ready.
And now he's ready.
Olberg, for sure.
Olberg, for sure.
He's starting to sit down in his punches now.
He's starting to sit down in his punches now.
It's fucking tough to take two years off, then you jump in with a killer who's ranked number six, man.
It's fucking tough to take two years off, then you jump in with a killer who's ranked number six, man.
It's like gutter Nelson taking two years off and jumping back in. It's fucking tough, man.
It's like gutter Nelson taking two years off and jumping back in. It's fucking tough, man.
Interesting. Yes, this card has the potential to be, you know, if you're looking for knockouts, this might not be the one card for you.
Interesting. Yes, this card has the potential to be, you know, if you're looking for knockouts, this might not be the one card for you.
And yours? Good shoulders? Good shoulders. I tore my bicep like a month ago, probably. But I'm on all sorts of shit.
And yours? Good shoulders? Good shoulders. I tore my bicep like a month ago, probably. But I'm on all sorts of shit.
And Brady just, it's just like in the fifth round, you look at that Gilbert fight, it's like he had more takedowns in the fifth round. Like, his cardio's insane.
And Brady just, it's just like in the fifth round, you look at that Gilbert fight, it's like he had more takedowns in the fifth round. Like, his cardio's insane.
Holberg ain't getting a title shot after this one, though.
Holberg ain't getting a title shot after this one, though.
Puts him in the heat.
Puts him in the heat.
They're just yelling at each other.
They're just yelling at each other.
But then there's a big difference on the feet too, right? So it's all about who and their will, right?
But then there's a big difference on the feet too, right? So it's all about who and their will, right?
It sucks, but you're pros. You just got to go, man.
It sucks, but you're pros. You just got to go, man.
I prefer it.
I prefer it.
That's what I'm saying. The UFC, there's not much they can do for you anymore.
That's what I'm saying. The UFC, there's not much they can do for you anymore.
Pop, pop. The UFC doesn't have that.
Pop, pop. The UFC doesn't have that.
You've got to be ready to go.
You've got to be ready to go.
And Gervonta was like, I had something in my eye. I'm like, I don't give a fuck.
And Gervonta was like, I had something in my eye. I'm like, I don't give a fuck.
I started taking blue scorpion venom shit. What? Yeah, some scorpion venom. What are you doing? Name something. Anything someone offers me, I'm like, I'll try it out.
I started taking blue scorpion venom shit. What? Yeah, some scorpion venom. What are you doing? Name something. Anything someone offers me, I'm like, I'll try it out.
Boxing's so corrupt, dude.
Boxing's so corrupt, dude.
Well, you see their pay structure. It's also a far way out from getting done because guys are on a contract.
Well, you see their pay structure. It's also a far way out from getting done because guys are on a contract.
Yeah. Was it legit? Yeah. I mean, pretty sure it's legit, but that actually helps boxing overall. So the top dogs aren't going to eat like they are now with $40, $50 million paydays. But the middle guys that can grow boxing, that's what it's going to do.
Yeah. Was it legit? Yeah. I mean, pretty sure it's legit, but that actually helps boxing overall. So the top dogs aren't going to eat like they are now with $40, $50 million paydays. But the middle guys that can grow boxing, that's what it's going to do.
Correct. On that pay structure, you ain't getting any of the big fish.
Correct. On that pay structure, you ain't getting any of the big fish.
It's good and bad. We get the fights you want to see, but it's also, you know. It's good. There's some darkness there.
It's good and bad. We get the fights you want to see, but it's also, you know. It's good. There's some darkness there.
It's blue venom. They take venom and then put peptides with it.
It's blue venom. They take venom and then put peptides with it.
Do you know him at all?
Do you know him at all?
He's awesome.
He's awesome.
Yeah, his tattoos are good.
Yeah, his tattoos are good.
I love them. And do you feel so? Because I looked into creatine gummies, and I heard when they bake the gummies, it takes away the potency of the creatine. Yeah. So when you think you're getting five milligrams, you're not.
I love them. And do you feel so? Because I looked into creatine gummies, and I heard when they bake the gummies, it takes away the potency of the creatine. Yeah. So when you think you're getting five milligrams, you're not.
Yeah, I'm up to 20.
Yeah, I'm up to 20.
Yeah, see if you notice a difference.
Yeah, see if you notice a difference.
Who could hold the longest? It was me, Thor, and my boy, Hooper, who's also a strongman.
Who could hold the longest? It was me, Thor, and my boy, Hooper, who's also a strongman.
I think it was like 47 seconds, and then Thor was like 58 seconds.
I think it was like 47 seconds, and then Thor was like 58 seconds.
Yeah, pretty beast, dude. That sounds like ready to fight that guy in a plane. I'm like, what'd you say?
Yeah, pretty beast, dude. That sounds like ready to fight that guy in a plane. I'm like, what'd you say?
Yeah, they milk scorpions, Doug.
Yeah, they milk scorpions, Doug.
Yeah, Mitchell's a special guy, man, because he's one of the strongest, and he has a personality. He's such a good dude.
Yeah, Mitchell's a special guy, man, because he's one of the strongest, and he has a personality. He's such a good dude.
No, he's not, like, preposterous. I was just sitting down eating food, and they asked me to do it. I didn't even want to do it.
No, he's not, like, preposterous. I was just sitting down eating food, and they asked me to do it. I didn't even want to do it.
Yeah, his nose is flat.
Yeah, his nose is flat.
Yeah, I want to challenge those guys to 225. That's my shit. That's why I wanted to challenge him.
Yeah, I want to challenge those guys to 225. That's my shit. That's why I wanted to challenge him.
Bench press 225.
Bench press 225.
Yeah, because I asked Thor, and he told me his record. I was like, I beat that a while ago. He's like, let's do it right now. I'm like, right now? Like we're in the middle of a photo shoot. I'm like, I ain't doing it right now. I was like, let's wait to after. But we'll do 225, 315, 225 and see who can do the most. And we'll just combine it.
Yeah, because I asked Thor, and he told me his record. I was like, I beat that a while ago. He's like, let's do it right now. I'm like, right now? Like we're in the middle of a photo shoot. I'm like, I ain't doing it right now. I was like, let's wait to after. But we'll do 225, 315, 225 and see who can do the most. And we'll just combine it.
A tough puzzle to figure out.
A tough puzzle to figure out.
Nice guy.
Nice guy.
That fight wasn't close, fellas.
That fight wasn't close, fellas.
He keeps getting better. He's got his endurance.
He keeps getting better. He's got his endurance.
I'll tell you. Homestead? No, that's going to be in Saudi Arabia.
I'll tell you. Homestead? No, that's going to be in Saudi Arabia.
Oh, shit. It's a tough fight for Chad.
Oh, shit. It's a tough fight for Chad.
Wasn't Ricardo Almeida doing judging too? He was doing judging. Yes, he was judging.
Wasn't Ricardo Almeida doing judging too? He was doing judging. Yes, he was judging.
I like Jake Matthews.
I like Jake Matthews.
He has a chin like Mr. Incredible.
He has a chin like Mr. Incredible.
He's like a poor man's Drew Dober.
He's like a poor man's Drew Dober.
You know what? It's like Drew Dober's Royals Royce Phantom, and he's a Chrysler 300.
You know what? It's like Drew Dober's Royals Royce Phantom, and he's a Chrysler 300.
I went, thank you, God.
I went, thank you, God.
But he's small, so no one cares.
But he's small, so no one cares.
Dude, remember when he won the belt?
Dude, remember when he won the belt?
He was like, do you see me now, Dad? You're all, whoa.
He was like, do you see me now, Dad? You're all, whoa.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You got some stars with personality. Isn't that crazy? But 125, every dude sitting on the couch is like, they're tiny, I can beat them up. And they have no fucking clue.
You got some stars with personality. Isn't that crazy? But 125, every dude sitting on the couch is like, they're tiny, I can beat them up. And they have no fucking clue.
I bought it on Apple. The first season on Apple. That's right.
I bought it on Apple. The first season on Apple. That's right.
Amazing. I thought for sure Umar was going to beat him.
Amazing. I thought for sure Umar was going to beat him.
You're a piece of shit. Why would you think that, though? I'll tell you right now. Anyone from Dagestan or that area, Brian will suck off. He's so good. He's striking. He's wrestling. He drives me nuts. Drives me nuts.
You're a piece of shit. Why would you think that, though? I'll tell you right now. Anyone from Dagestan or that area, Brian will suck off. He's so good. He's striking. He's wrestling. He drives me nuts. Drives me nuts.
He's in Vegas. Murab has the... You know what I'm saying. Close.
He's in Vegas. Murab has the... You know what I'm saying. Close.
The thing is, the biggest weapon in all of combat sports and all of sports period, his cardio is the most lethal thing on the planet.
The thing is, the biggest weapon in all of combat sports and all of sports period, his cardio is the most lethal thing on the planet.
What do you call it? It's the Vanderlei Silver Rape Joke.
What do you call it? It's the Vanderlei Silver Rape Joke.
That's what we used to call it.
That's what we used to call it.
Or he could take the back.
Or he could take the back.
No one ever will.
No one ever will.
Like Jon Jones did with Stipe? Ooh, lordy.
Like Jon Jones did with Stipe? Ooh, lordy.
One more tough guy. What about Peter Jan versus Umar?
One more tough guy. What about Peter Jan versus Umar?
Who's in a motherfucking fight?
Who's in a motherfucking fight?
Yeah, big, long prospect.
Yeah, big, long prospect.
How tall is this fucking guy, dude?
How tall is this fucking guy, dude?
Thank you.
Thank you.
So he goes, he went Shark Tank rounds and beat the fuck out of everyone. His cardio was fine.
So he goes, he went Shark Tank rounds and beat the fuck out of everyone. His cardio was fine.
My thing is, do it. Make the fun fights like Cowboy Cerrone style. Do the fun fights. Then come back down. Do 205 and then come back down.
My thing is, do it. Make the fun fights like Cowboy Cerrone style. Do the fun fights. Then come back down. Do 205 and then come back down.
He's not landing those big shots like Wonderboy did. It's hard to hit them.
He's not landing those big shots like Wonderboy did. It's hard to hit them.
And the x-rays are gnarly.
And the x-rays are gnarly.
DC's not a black belt on the fucking ground. I wonder how it is with his back. I wonder if he has a good guard. I know. Does he have a guard? Does he have a guard? I would assume it's not bad.
DC's not a black belt on the fucking ground. I wonder how it is with his back. I wonder if he has a good guard. I know. Does he have a guard? Does he have a guard? I would assume it's not bad.
210. 210.
210. 210.
We'll see, kids.
We'll see, kids.
My American attitude, you piece of shit?
My American attitude, you piece of shit?
Just do something.
Just do something.
It's 1-1. And if I was betting on this, I would. It's tough.
It's 1-1. And if I was betting on this, I would. It's tough.
I'm going to repeat my friend Matt here. She beat cancer, right?
I'm going to repeat my friend Matt here. She beat cancer, right?
Why did they mix it?
Why did they mix it?
You just said I'd be scared of her. Not you.
You just said I'd be scared of her. Not you.
It's all of it. Well, they're asking Tatiana to do a lot, and she jumped the queue.
It's all of it. Well, they're asking Tatiana to do a lot, and she jumped the queue.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I don't... I'm fucking 50, bro.
I don't... I'm fucking 50, bro.
A lot of prelims.
That's so crazy. Every Monday, Wednesday, I do 225. I usually get at least 20-something the first time. I do 315 for five, and I do 225 for again 20-something. So I go bam, bam, bam every Monday, Wednesday.
But it's all I train. It's all I like to do. That's my workout.
Yeah. I'm such a meathead these days. It's bench, deadlift, and pull-ups. That's all I do. How many pull-ups can you do?
I'm so fucking strong right now.
It's the scorpion venom. It must be.
It's the proper time for Leon, too, right now, you know?
That was a tough night. He just didn't seem into it either, right? Something was off.
But also, he's the champ. Why wouldn't you set up so the champ's in ideal conditions?
I get it. If Bilal was the champ coming over there, he'd fight in London, but it has to be at 5 a.m. Right. That makes sense. When you're the champ in your hometown, why the fuck we don't have 5 a.m. ?
But there's also a lot of X factors we don't know behind the scenes. Like UFC's like, first of all, TV right deal. Only time we could do it with the broadcast. But how is that possible?
I bet there's some other X factors that go in there.
Yeah, you put it under your tongue.
That's not my cup of tea.
Those undercards when it's like a Dagestani fighter we're not familiar with?
Kudos to you. Like even GFL or game bread. I'm like, you want to go in the, in the octagon or the cage and interview the fight and have to say their name. Like it's probably, probably not my cup of tea, man.
And his coach was like, come on, do it now.
Sean Brady has so many tattoos.
Leon's going to be in for a surprise because he's like, oh, he's so short.
It's also tough on him because remember he's supposed to fight JDM, a straight striker.
That's the thing, I don't know, I don't know. And then I stumbled upon, was it Methanol Blue?
He couldn't get him down. Bilal just beat the brakes off him.
And he has a reach advantage.
Yeah, but he has to be super careful in here.
Do you take Methanol Blue?
If you're Brady, you can't go for the takedown too early because that's what Leon's expecting.
You know what the difference is? Bilal got his respect on the feet and then started laying the takedowns, if you remember.
But if you remember that Bilal fight, I've watched it a few times. Bilal was landing like a motherfucker on the feet. Yes. And constant pressure. A lot of pressure. Constant. Got his respect on the feet and then opened up the takedown.
That's what you got to do. You got to earn the respect and then the takedown will be there. Yeah. Leon's too good.
They usually always have Patty on these London cards, but he's on that Miami card. Saving for Miami.
This is where strength is going to be the difference. Yeah, let's see if he can do something here.
And what is he? He's like 5'7"? 5'10"?
And he landed on the feet a little more. That's probably one round for Brady. Man, I'd like to see that takedown landed earlier, see him set that up.
You never see any good car commercials anymore. There's nothing dope out there. A good commercial? Yeah, for like cars. Look at them breathing heavy, man.
Yeah, they're like talking shit.
You don't really see it anymore. They got all friendly.
I just stumbled because I take creatine for neurological reasons and for muscle recovery.
Oh, he's going down.
Good on Leon.
That was a great takedown.
Leon's in trouble. He's got the back. Yep. Got his whole fucking legs tatted, front and back. Everything. Goddamn. His whole asshole.
And then I'm taking so many nootropics. I feel like I leveled out. And then someone recommend this, this methyl blue.
Now he's in trouble.
Again, three minutes of this. There you go. Take him belly down and hit him.
Methylene blue.
Bro. Yeah. I mean, three, four times a day.
I forget exactly what it was, but he's not coming back soon, soon.
You have Makachev, you have Bilal... And then Brady with a win over a fucking... This is a big round.
He should have kept going.
He's going to try and isolate that arm.
Now he's in mount.
Yeah, this one's great from Diesel Subs.
Yeah, that loss to Bilal. Everyone writes these guys off.
Or did he fire him?
Yeah. When they go, does it work? I think so.
Is that him? No. I'd say a minute in the back right. Not looking great for Leon. But Leon's ass, he'll pull it out, though. He'll surprise you.
Throwing kicks and shit now.
One of them's going to work.
That was bad by Brady. Bad entry.
Wow. Full mount. Sweet. With three minutes to go. Three and a half minutes. This is terrible. Awful.
To one hip, one side?
Keep breaking him.
No, his team's like, don't, dude.
Those numbers are bad.
Oh, he's down three rounds. Yeah. Yeah, this one's not even close. Sean's just so dominant on the ground. You just want to see how Sean does against, like, Makachev or Shavkat, like another grappler who can strike and defend the takedowns. That'd be his big test. Putting two hooks in.
There we go.
Don't let him bully a rock. I mean, if you're the corner, don't get taken down. I don't know what the fuck to tell you, man.
If Leon didn't pull off that last-second KO against Kamaru, you would never think he has a fucking shot. But because he's done that, we're all like, you never know, dude. You never know.
Yeah, no. But even Kamaru didn't beat him up like this.
What's the guy's background? Do you know?
I wonder what he's asking Dana for here.
But it makes sense Brady would hire a mental coach for that, because remember, he's undefeated, never lost, and when you get your ass handed to you, you're like, oh, fuck, I'm not the end-all be-all.
Also, it boils down to sport. But also, when the UFC signs, say, Mikey Mushimeshi, is it exclusive? Can he not compete anywhere else?
But the stuff he's talking about also isn't exciting, you know? Right. You've got to be super disciplined.
That's what I was going to say. You'd have to pay him a salary.
Just builds a brand. You don't want to be stuck there if you're not getting enough competition.
Crazy. What a fucking disaster.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah, he's 2-0.
Great work ethic. They gave him like a tough matchup to a second fight in one championship, like a tough fucking wrestler. He fucking annihilated this dude. Is Gary Tonin still in one?
One Championship has a big Muay Thai fight. Like, huge Muay Thai fight. Like, one of the biggest ever. I sent my boy to it.
No, no, Jeremy's undefeated.
I wish. You don't know?
No, I got some things.
Man, Brendan got stung. Yeah, he gets crispy after this. But what I was going to say is I wish we were seeing John Jones Aspinall in London.
Which you can't be mad at, but also, you know Tom Aspinall? I think soon he'll be the interim champ for the longest ever over 500 days. That's not good.
Which is, that's just negotiation tactics. Like, dude, he's been on your radar for three years. And you took two years to get ready for heavyweight. What are we doing?
See, when you say you won't believe it, you got to come with some shit now.
So that was a. And do you think Tom Aspinall is like, John's going to get him down. If you got him down, John, as far as being an Aspinall's guard, you think it'd be an issue for John at all?
He's been doing jiu-jitsu since he was a kid. You know, it's rare You have a big guy with good hip dog fight.
There's no one like him the only knock on we really haven't seen just his defense You know his head is one MMA fight.
But that's the UFC being like, don't announce it yet.
Here's something to think about. Think of whatever reason John decides he doesn't want to fight Aspinall. What the fuck do you do with Aspinall?
The heavyweight division's never been worse.
It's awful. Like, there's Cyril Gunn.
Yeah. That was the bummer.
Tom was whooping his ass.
That dude's in some pub right now going, I beat that guy.
And now remember, he tweeted that before Gaethje's fight.
Paul Craig's so dangerous, Bo Nickel didn't even take him down. Yeah.
Broke Jamal's arm.
As far as jitsu-wise, you got Gunnar Nelson on the card tonight. And then Sean Brady's no punk either. He's a black belt. Philadelphia gorilla.
And Leon Edwards in the weigh-ins, he was like, I don't realize how small he is. I'm definitely going to have a strength advantage. You're like, oh.
Yeah, you're like, oh, buddy.
No, anyone who fights Sean Brady is like, he's the strongest guy we were going against. All of them say it. Yeah.
At 55, and it's Max proper. I think Max should fight more at 55. I didn't like him going back to 45.
We all remember the knocking of Gaethje in the last seconds there, but he was molly whopping him before that.
So that Max Holloway, the true Max Holloway at 55 versus fucking Dustin for Dustin's last fight in New Orleans?
Think about the guys Jon Jones submitted. Dover, Lyoto.
I was there during John's heyday, man.
Because even if he, here's the thing, even if John molly whops Tom, which I think John would be an underdog in the fight, but let's say John beats Tom. Isn't that crazy? And then retires. It's like, all right, Tom Asimov's still going to dominate.
He's good at everything. And then people are like, oh, he's too small for 55. I'm like, he's actually, that narrative don't work. He's a big fucking boy.
Yeah, especially his son, Travel Ball. It's so many games.
Dude, look at that. And what did he say? He gave DC the left hand.
No, that's no doubt. It's silly when people argue that.
They need to shut the fuck up even if you're going to lose to Aspinall. His resume through light heavyweight, you got to realize he went through that whole fucking span of fighting the best of the best that light heavyweights ever had to offer and fucked up all of them.
Yeah, he should be.
Your first introduction at 55, he's kind of the king of 55. So tall and dangerous.
But if you're Toporia, you're not going to go up to 55 without some sort of guarantee. Because remember, he's giving up the belt, so he's not getting pay-per-view points. But it's his idea. Well, because the weight cut's too tough.
Apparently that last cut was really tough and his team was like, all right, no more. Wow. You're not going to give up the pay-per-view points and just dip out and then just go into the queue at 55.
They were saying like 180 between. That's the thing. It was like, oh, he's too small 55. I'm like, he's fucking...
I think that dude has the record for weight cut. Anthony Johnson. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, his coach came out and was like, he was only breathing at 6% capacity. And I was like, this is some bullshit.
I feel like you got a good nose for fighting. No homo, you got a button nose, a cute button nose.
Doesn't he have a good nose?
Fabrizio's in GFL.
I'm back in. Like, back. They're fighting. It's end of May. The arena by the USC down there. It's end of May in LA. What kind of testing you got? Multiple choice? Don't be a hater. What's this testing you speak of?
10 pounds. So they can agree to fight at a weight that they're both comfortable at.
They're different. So if Tony goes, hey, man, I feel good at whatever, 168, 170, and Dylan agrees, like, yeah, I'll fight you at 170.
50-50 for the game. 50-50 once they get in the positive. How do they know who's moving the needle? They all get it?
Then nobody gets it. But then what's dope is, let's say Gordon was going to fight and brought in a sponsor, and then they want to sponsor the entire thing. He gets 20% of anything you bring.
I wish they had that when I was fighting them. Maybe he's in the best shape of his life.
Isn't he fighting KSI in boxing, so shouldn't he be in shape?
And Glory's coming back. Glory's doing a heavyweight competition soon.
And that's why he did that mustache.
Go down the military order. Wow. During his service in Bavarian infantry division, Hitler was ordered to trim his mustache to ensure a proper seal with a gas mask. Wow. And he got the Michael Jordan mustache.
Wow. Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan's the only guy to ever pull it off.
Yeah, gassed.
And he got fucked up, right? And that's when he decided to run for everything because he thought he was saved by God.
They put a lot of it in the Jiu-Jitsu.
I read a little bit about it, but I kind of just was like- It's kind of like confirmation that it was like mafia, Israel, and the CIA.
Yeah, it is. I wish it was. No, with UFC 5. No, I'm saying as far as making it popular. Like EFI, all that shit.
He's like, how are you not going to say goodbye next time I see you? I'm going to give you a slap around Christmas. She's like, you better. I'll wear the rouge or whatever. He's like, you better.
Yeah, they said the brother, the pillow talk is what fucked her over. Because he'd fill her in and all this shit. Oh, boy. And then John F. Kennedy was like, bro, what are you doing?
The JFK stuff kind of just confirmed what kind of they labeled conspiracy theorists. Like, yeah, we've said it was CIA, Mossad, Mafia.
I love her. I was like, this is crazy. Have you dived into a Harvey Weinstein shit?
Dude, look into the dude from that 70s show who's in prison for life. His appeal's coming up. Look into that one. Really? Bro.
Three chicks, and if you look at the appeal, it started off with, oh, he raped me and drugged me, and then it went to he held a gun to my head. They keep changing their stories. That one's wild. That one's wild.
This is what you get, though. This is what you get. You're trying to fucking ruin a guy's livelihood by using the Me Too movement?
Because they exclusively signed Mikey Mushameshi, right?
It's like Johnny Depp.
Because no one's ever done it. Because everyone just bows down.
That shit's over, man.
Yeah, we've been talking about Harvey Weinstein's nuts and his thighs.
I'm going to take a piss really quick.
You know, DC and Jail are shooting one right now.
You two pulled up in some shit today. Your new car, that fucking truck.
Bro, I was at Mecham yesterday. You should see some of the shit people do with those cars, man. It's wild, man. With Mustangs? Everything. Oh, with everything. I mean, the Mustangs for sure. Like the old, the 60s, all that shit.
It's on ESPN Plus, I think.
Dude. And when they, the Restomods, I'm just sitting there like, bro, I want it all.
I want it all.
I we're talking to three guys here real car problem Oh, dude, I had a budget like they cleared me to buy something and I've never bid on anything I went fucking nuts to would you get I got it's really got a boy, right? I got a Jeep I went nuts man. I tackled my manager. I didn't know what to do. I was so I was so fucking nervous There's like big ballers. There's a guy I went to the kiss me one.
There's some old I have no idea what he did He was next to me in 12 minutes, probably spent $7 million in cars, and didn't give a fuck. And I was like, bro, you just won that GT40. How are you not, no fist pump, nothing?
It's like a purplish-pinkish? Yeah, it's like a pinkish, but it has a 392. It's the last call edition. Brand new, less than 200 miles.
Look, I attacked my fucking manager right there.
Yeah, I was on ESPN. I didn't know. I was so embarrassed when they told me I was on live TV.
Oh, I'm going to toss some King Shocks on that bitch, a big Magnum blower.
They never change the body style, so they have this Colt following.
That's the best thing in combat sports. Fucking phenomenal. As far as talent, it's the best.
I'll get some bullshit, like a Ford Excursion on my Hummer. Powerstroke and I call him. We're like, cool, cool. And he tells me what he has. I'm like, oh, my God.
I already put the order into spec one.
But you want people, you know.
You know what's weird is, you know me, I can't stand electric cars, but now that the Libs are like, I'm like, oh shit, I might get a Cybertruck. I wish a motherfucker would.
I wish a motherfucker would. Just because.
I might get one and swap a diesel in it so it looks like, and they don't know, just so they fuck with me.
It's a lot of work, though. It's also why... You basically just toss and... You gotta pay for the Cybertruck, and I'm gonna have to pay for it.
Sometimes it's all about speed, though, you know? When people tell me that, I'm like, ah, you ever driven like a fucking water-cooled fucking, you know...
And it's not like Ultimate Fighter where you can win based off grappling and just hold guys down and they become champion, get a UFC contract.
Crab walk, yeah. Parallel park like this.
They've had a lot of issues with them, yeah.
They'll figure those out, though.
Dana White Contender Series, there's dudes who win, and he's like, nah, not excited enough.
But Joe, think about a better comparison would be, think about your Ford GT, a 2006. Right. They're $500,000 minimum now.
Sugar Sean came from there.
But like my Hummer, I have a 55-gallon diesel tank in the back. I fill that bitch up maybe once every three weeks. It gets good gas mileage. I can go on long road trips.
Eric Griffin has one.
That bit shut down on us in the parking lot, but yeah, he has one. Did it really? We couldn't get out. It died? It was like 100 degrees. I was like, oh, I'm going to break your car, dude. And he's like, oh, out of all the times this has never happened, it happens while you're in the car.
He didn't have that. We had to wait like 40 minutes.
No, eventually he called and they're like, oh, just reset.
Also, the people vandalizing Teslas, that could be a worse car to vandalize because there's cameras fucking everywhere on that thing.
Callan thought Conor McGregor was in the movie Popeye.
UFL does that.
Yeah, GFL. Sorry. Yeah, there's PFL. There's GFL. UFL is something else. But GFL does that.
I'm like, there's no way that resurrection was real. But even if this is real, Eddie, it doesn't mean he was resurrected, right? It just means he was crucified and he was an actual real man.
How have they not looked at that before?
Well, he's fighting in bare knuckle, too.
Bro, do you know how long that would take? Yeah.
She's only got 40 seconds. Whenever she fights, the crowd's just cheering and she's getting beat up.
It's just not enough.
And just some sloppy white guy, you see him go, ah, fuck.
And I assume they don't live long because they're so big, so they probably just eventually fell off.
He has great striking.
They look pretty fucking similar.
No. No chicks have that big ass bicep.
He ain't no chick, man. Goddamn, Eddie. Why you fuck that up for me?
Is he one of Fidel Castro's sons, too, or what?
This is a great fight.
Big prospect.
But isn't that similar to like MKUltra, what we're doing to compromise people?
Yeah, they have to still do.
Kevin's lost four. I was last five.
You know what I'm saying? He doesn't fight a ton.
Three years ago, I think, Joe. It might be two, but maybe three.
Yeah, MMA-wise, he just never got over that hill like the top contenders.
I think he just got busy. Like he has his school. It's like in the side of a fucking mountain.
In Iceland.
I've always liked Gunnar Nelson. Yeah, this is... Big Thor told me he rolled with Gunner. I know he's rolled with you, Gordon. Oh, yeah. He said he got absolutely destroyed.
He said he rolled with Gunner, and he couldn't understand it. He was like, I understand Gordon because he's so big. He's like, then I rolled with Gunner and Nelson, and he fucked me up, too.
But then it went mainstream for a tough one with stand-up with Stephan and Forrest.
This pace. Oh, he dropped him.
He needs a win.
Remember, he beat Homeboy, who did the spinning back.
I'm going to freak the fuck out.
Yeah, RDR was a two-division champion at one championship. He's no punk. If Bo Nickel gives us bad striking, I'm going to freak the fuck out. There we go.
Oh, nasty punches to the body by Holland. He also won against Cade in one championship. Just straight grappling. If Gunnar can't take... Who did?
He got submitted, I think.
But also being that active, it's tough to compete with the biggest guys that –
And Hamzat just fucking blew it back.
Yep. Which is a great fight.
Forgot the game plan a little bit. Kept getting his back to the cage.
Super impressive.
Apparently they run that rematch back.
Oh, Joe, if you knew, I know you can't probably talk about it, but do you see Ilya's tweet where he's like, I'm going to have big news. You guys aren't expecting it.
People want to see that shit. I commentate for Game Bread where it's bare knuckle MMA and seeing JDS and Alan Belcher and Roy, they don't punch the same. The little cautious because they don't want to break their hand.
The shame about that fight should have been five rounds. That's five rounds.
But to that same point, like with Alex Pierre defending 12 takedowns, 12 for 12, you get no fucking credit. The guy attempted 12 takedowns. You couldn't do it. That guy gets no points. Who should get credit? The guy defending the takedown.
Kevin didn't do anything.
So in that situation, nothing happened. He took him down.
It is. It's just a different product.
I think even rounds are okay.
It's bare knuckle. And this Hilton is tall with those giant jaws.
You're saying circle him to the center of the octagon?
He can't get taken down.
Super hard to score.
Huge advantage.
Yeah, he's probably trying to rest. Total strikes, Kevin, 130. Gunner, 20. Gunner's going to win it.
You do 10-9, Holland, first round. There's going to be a draw. 10-9.
So I think Jan's next.
Yeah, Gordon has a good point with all the control Gunnar had with these judges.
Yeah. Draw. No, I think they give Gunnar. Could be a draw. I think Gunnar wins.
Gunnar split.
Gunnar split. Oh, it's Gunnar.
Dude, remember how hard it was for the UFC even to cut him because they kept giving him these young lines and he kept beating them. Yeah, he beats a lot of guys, man.
Good for Kevin, man.
Kevin at 170, that's his spot.
He's beat some good guys.
Especially not being that muscle-bound.
Both of them. Been out two years. One shoulder's bad enough. But what's impressive about him is he was fighting with bad shoulders when he beat all these boys.
But also, you get to a certain level where guys can stop your game at lots, and if you don't have striking, you get exposed.
He was well-versed in Teporia. How do you say it again?
He's not that active. I know he's turned down a lot of matchups, too.
He's still under contract, but I know he's turned down a bunch of fights.
You have no clue.
It's not a sad story if you want to do something cool. It's kind of dope that he's like, fuck it, I'm over it. If he went on to make money, he's doing well, you know? Yeah.
Whatever you can do to avoid surgery, man. It's amazing.
But that wouldn't be unexpected. You know what I'm saying? He's like, you won't see this coming. So it's not Makhachev because we all assume that. Makhachev's not fighting Makhachev's going up to 70.
Those shoulders are every bit of 42.
It's also just such a big jump up in talent for Oberg. He beat Ozdemir, but before that he really hadn't fought anybody.
Ancalayev majorly because it's a draw. Yeah.
So stupid. That's illegal?
Him and Ankaliev are just tough fucking humans, man.
Remember, it's only three rounds, too.
Oh, they announced Roundtree and Hill. Ooh, when's that? I'm not sure.
I bought that Jeep yesterday, and the lady goes, oh, my cousin fights in the UFC. And usually I'm like, oh, really? I'm like, who's your cousin? She's all, uh, Hill? Jamal Hill? I'm like, oh, fuck yeah. She's a badass, girl.
That Kansas City car is tasty. Yeah, that's a good fight night, finally.
Now, remember, too, he's also 42 years old. Uh-huh.
I swear to God, if I have problems with ESPN+, I'm going to lose my shit.
Does your son play tomorrow, Eddie?
Bro, I love when I run to Eddie at the baseball fields because he's a vet. Like, my kid's only nine, so we've been doing it two years, but he's been in it for a thick... He has everything. Backpack, water, just the whole tent, the seat.
Yeah, my kiddos met him for the first time like two weeks ago.
Who the fuck's Uncle Eddie? Right there. It's your uncle.
I don't know. Gimmick. There's some weird shit, man.
Bro, you know they offered me and Brian to fight each other in card jiu-jitsu? Brian Callen? Yeah. Why would they do that to Brian? They didn't pitch me, they pitched Brian. They go, it'd be really fun for you and Brendan to do card jiu-jitsu. And Brian goes... Like, seriously? And the guy goes, yeah, would you guys be down to it? Brian's like, no.
He's like, I'm not going to fucking go get chopped and carved shit, too. You're 100 pounds bigger than him and a black belt.
We'll get a better round from Olberg here because, you know, it's new to him.
It's such good matchmaking, Carlos Olberg. Even though they think prospect, I think he's 34, 35, but he hasn't really beat anybody of note. He beat Ozdemir, but he hasn't really beat any of the top guys to get to this, so him versus Jan's fun.
Those leg kicks are going to be a problem if you don't start checking them. God, remember when Jan fought Izzy? Yeah. What a nightmare matchup. Yeah, just too big. Too big.
But if they would have gave, like, I mean, granted, you want to fight for the title, but if they would have gave him, like, Yuri or someone, that would be a funner matchup.
Yuri, Izzy, it's fun.
Nonstop action.
Thin for light heavy.
Big shots there. Jan's starting to land now.
He's just slapping them. When Jan's leg kicks, it's fucking doing damage.
Dude, you look into Ann Kalia's background. That motherfucker's never lost in anything.
I'm saying before he got to the UFC, you look at his background. It's like, Jesus.
Yeah, ride it out, man. Yeah. It's like Chael and Anderson. You're like, what the fuck are you doing? Dominating for four rounds. I know. That's the craziest one. That's wild. That's just self-sabotage.
They scored damage, number one.
Damn, it's been, besides that girl fight against Molly, it's been all decisions again.
That makes sense.
There's not enough hours in the day.
You say you knew then, right?
Yeah, Bobby hasn't won a fight since he changed his name to King. So he's like, fuck that. Call me Bobby now. He's going back to Bobby.
Yeah, he's like, I'm changing back to Bobby. That's hilarious. He's 0-3 since he changed to King.
And that style, like cardio-wise, like you're in the third round, you're so explosive, you just can't run at that high gear for three rounds.
Yeah, they catch up to you. You get a grappler, can avoid the big shots. Then in the third round, you're fucked.
I was discussing with a guy, I won't say who it is. He's coming back to the UFC and his buddy's like, he's like, man, what matchup do you think? He's like, we just need to give him an easy matchup for his first one. I'm like, buddy, it's 2025 in the UFC. There's no cakewalks. There used to be cakewalks. There was guys like, thank God they gave me him. There's really not that...
With the Contender Series, it's just full of these young fucking lions that you've never heard of.
It's like Sean Brady in the main event. When they gave him Bilal, he just wasn't ready. Right. And then loses that and then goes on a tear.
Definitely still speed advantage.
No, he looks a little slower.
It's going to get weird for Jan. He loses this one, you're off two years. Mm-hmm. The division, the state it's in, it's tough, man. Well, we'll see. There's still three minutes to go. How fucking crazy is MMA? It's like Alec Wojnarowski, before he lost those two, he was like, there's arguing. He's the pound for pound number one. He was on the number two.
And then three months later, he's not even on the list. Yep. Leon Edwards. Yep. Before he lost Balal was, I think, number five pound for pound. Now he's not even on the list. Crazy. He loses this one, you're kind of fucked. MMA is wild, man.
And now he's ready.
Olberg, for sure.
He's starting to sit down in his punches now.
It's fucking tough to take two years off, then you jump in with a killer who's ranked number six, man.
It's like gutter Nelson taking two years off and jumping back in. It's fucking tough, man.
Interesting. Yes, this card has the potential to be, you know, if you're looking for knockouts, this might not be the one card for you.
And yours? Good shoulders? Good shoulders. I tore my bicep like a month ago, probably. But I'm on all sorts of shit.
And Brady just, it's just like in the fifth round, you look at that Gilbert fight, it's like he had more takedowns in the fifth round. Like, his cardio's insane.
Holberg ain't getting a title shot after this one, though.
Puts him in the heat.
They're just yelling at each other.
But then there's a big difference on the feet too, right? So it's all about who and their will, right?
It sucks, but you're pros. You just got to go, man.
I prefer it.
That's what I'm saying. The UFC, there's not much they can do for you anymore.
Pop, pop. The UFC doesn't have that.
You've got to be ready to go.
And Gervonta was like, I had something in my eye. I'm like, I don't give a fuck.
I started taking blue scorpion venom shit. What? Yeah, some scorpion venom. What are you doing? Name something. Anything someone offers me, I'm like, I'll try it out.
Boxing's so corrupt, dude.
Well, you see their pay structure. It's also a far way out from getting done because guys are on a contract.
Yeah. Was it legit? Yeah. I mean, pretty sure it's legit, but that actually helps boxing overall. So the top dogs aren't going to eat like they are now with $40, $50 million paydays. But the middle guys that can grow boxing, that's what it's going to do.
Correct. On that pay structure, you ain't getting any of the big fish.
It's good and bad. We get the fights you want to see, but it's also, you know. It's good. There's some darkness there.
It's blue venom. They take venom and then put peptides with it.
Do you know him at all?
He's awesome.
Yeah, his tattoos are good.
I love them. And do you feel so? Because I looked into creatine gummies, and I heard when they bake the gummies, it takes away the potency of the creatine. Yeah. So when you think you're getting five milligrams, you're not.
Yeah, I'm up to 20.
Yeah, see if you notice a difference.
Who could hold the longest? It was me, Thor, and my boy, Hooper, who's also a strongman.
I think it was like 47 seconds, and then Thor was like 58 seconds.
Yeah, pretty beast, dude. That sounds like ready to fight that guy in a plane. I'm like, what'd you say?
Yeah, they milk scorpions, Doug.
Yeah, Mitchell's a special guy, man, because he's one of the strongest, and he has a personality. He's such a good dude.
No, he's not, like, preposterous. I was just sitting down eating food, and they asked me to do it. I didn't even want to do it.
Yeah, his nose is flat.
Yeah, I want to challenge those guys to 225. That's my shit. That's why I wanted to challenge him.
Bench press 225.
Yeah, because I asked Thor, and he told me his record. I was like, I beat that a while ago. He's like, let's do it right now. I'm like, right now? Like we're in the middle of a photo shoot. I'm like, I ain't doing it right now. I was like, let's wait to after. But we'll do 225, 315, 225 and see who can do the most. And we'll just combine it.
A tough puzzle to figure out.
Nice guy.
That fight wasn't close, fellas.
He keeps getting better. He's got his endurance.
I'll tell you. Homestead? No, that's going to be in Saudi Arabia.
Oh, shit. It's a tough fight for Chad.
Wasn't Ricardo Almeida doing judging too? He was doing judging. Yes, he was judging.
I like Jake Matthews.
He has a chin like Mr. Incredible.
He's like a poor man's Drew Dober.
You know what? It's like Drew Dober's Royals Royce Phantom, and he's a Chrysler 300.
I went, thank you, God.
But he's small, so no one cares.
Dude, remember when he won the belt?
He was like, do you see me now, Dad? You're all, whoa.
Thank you.
You got some stars with personality. Isn't that crazy? But 125, every dude sitting on the couch is like, they're tiny, I can beat them up. And they have no fucking clue.
I bought it on Apple. The first season on Apple. That's right.
Amazing. I thought for sure Umar was going to beat him.
You're a piece of shit. Why would you think that, though? I'll tell you right now. Anyone from Dagestan or that area, Brian will suck off. He's so good. He's striking. He's wrestling. He drives me nuts. Drives me nuts.
He's in Vegas. Murab has the... You know what I'm saying. Close.
The thing is, the biggest weapon in all of combat sports and all of sports period, his cardio is the most lethal thing on the planet.
What do you call it? It's the Vanderlei Silver Rape Joke.
That's what we used to call it.
Or he could take the back.
No one ever will.
Like Jon Jones did with Stipe? Ooh, lordy.
One more tough guy. What about Peter Jan versus Umar?
Who's in a motherfucking fight?
Yeah, big, long prospect.
How tall is this fucking guy, dude?
Thank you.
So he goes, he went Shark Tank rounds and beat the fuck out of everyone. His cardio was fine.
My thing is, do it. Make the fun fights like Cowboy Cerrone style. Do the fun fights. Then come back down. Do 205 and then come back down.
He's not landing those big shots like Wonderboy did. It's hard to hit them.
And the x-rays are gnarly.
DC's not a black belt on the fucking ground. I wonder how it is with his back. I wonder if he has a good guard. I know. Does he have a guard? Does he have a guard? I would assume it's not bad.
210. 210.
We'll see, kids.
My American attitude, you piece of shit?
Just do something.
It's 1-1. And if I was betting on this, I would. It's tough.
I'm going to repeat my friend Matt here. She beat cancer, right?
Why did they mix it?
You just said I'd be scared of her. Not you.
It's all of it. Well, they're asking Tatiana to do a lot, and she jumped the queue.
Thank you.
I don't... I'm fucking 50, bro.
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