Brendan Schaub
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But that turn and sidekick bullshit, this ain't fucking Kung Fu Theater, okay?
No, honestly, anytime anybody's ever mentioned, like, who would win a new fight, you or Joe Rogan, I always say, Joe Rogan would fucking kill me.
People ask me all the time.
And I mean that.
There's no way I'd be able to take him down.
First of all, this is reality.
This is me judging the fight.
I wouldn't be able to take him down because I have the worst wrestling.
I've never taught one takedown in my motherfucking life.
He would knock me out with jabs.
He wouldn't even have to throw a right hand.
He would be nice to me.
He goes, I love him.
He's like my brother.
There's no way.
You'd be able to jab me.
You would jab me, dog.
You would jab me.
I would be like, Joe, hook it up.