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Brett Cooper

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The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

Like,

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

Attorneys are not out here doing things that are straight out of Scandal or TV shows like Suits.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

I feel like most of it is actually straight out of Parks and Rec and Arrested Development.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

That is what I have learned from all of these cases.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

Anyway, we're still not done because this still is not the best part, not even the best part of Lick-A-Mole Lisa because then, as they do with all of these people, they played some of the song for her to listen to.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

Guys, like when I first watched this clip, I thought it was the person recording the screen that was laughing.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

I was like, oh my God, no, it's Lisa.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

She's literally on the stand crying because of this song.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

That right there, that might be the most honest part of the entire trial because she certainly does look distressed, I will say, but not as distressed as the other cop who thought that Afro Man could potentially be sleeping with his wife thanks to this song that Afro Man dropped a mere 24 hours before the trial.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

Again, this man does not stop.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

Watch this.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

Guys, I should have put a disclaimer on this episode.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

This is not what you watch around your children because this man is so unhinged.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

But I'm genuinely telling you, again, this rivals 50 Cent.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

If you thought that 50 Cent trolling Diddy, if you thought that was peak trolling, no, it is Afro Man.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

Especially because, thanks to this song, that cop then had to testify about whether his wife was actually sleeping with Afro Man.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

But guys, he couldn't give a clear answer about whether that was actually happening or not.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

It's so good.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

It's just literally so absurd.

The Brett Cooper Show
Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

Somebody commented and said, having a cop testify under oath that he isn't sure if his wife is effing Afro man is a level of effing with the police previously unknown.