Brett Cooper
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Podcast Appearances
Like this genuinely makes 2020, it makes BLM look like child's play.
Like guys, if you wanted to make a dent, you did not need to be marching in the streets and laundering money.
You should have just been making songs with Afro man.
Anyways, one of the bright spots here, even though I don't even know why I just said that because my cheeks literally hurt because I'm like smiling and laughing so much just because this is already
Anyway, one of the bright spots is that throughout all of this, Afro man's lawyer was truly remarkable.
And the best part is he looks like he was having so much fun.
Like compare what we were about to watch to the other attorney who looked like he was so miserable.
Like he could not believe what his life had just come to, that he had to be reading these lyrics, working with these cops who were just like crying on the stand.
Like this man loves his job.
He realizes that just an absolute genius
That honestly is a masterful defense.
Like, you can't be mad.
Like, it's a free country.
It's entertainment.
He's an entertainer.
He has written outlandish songs throughout his entire career.
This is not new.
He's not doing this to take down these cops.
Specifically, he's doing what he does, turning lemons into lemon pound cake, obviously.
And what I didn't show you there is that the lawyer just takes it even farther.