Brett Cooper

Like, my family was broken apart because of the songs that Afro Man was posting online.

But guys, you really just can't make this up, because guess what?

His own ex-wife took the stand as Afro Man's only witness.

Just watch.

She looks so exhausted.

She's like, I literally just divorced this man.

I went through my entire legal proceedings and now I am sitting here again because he is suing a rapper over being called Officer Lemon Poundcake.

Like her and all of her life choices are just like running through her brain at this moment.

She looks exhausted.

Now, needless to say, the internet loves.

This woman, like everybody is hoping that her casseroles are always warm, that her hair is always perfectly permed.

They love her.

She also said in this testimony that at the time when she was actually married to this man, that the officers were laughing about the music.

They were not taking it seriously, which in the case was one of the nails in the coffin.

And like I said, obviously the comments have been hysterical.

Somebody said, I've never been more jealous of people getting jury duty.

Another person said, I'm not mature enough to be in this courtroom.

I would be held in contempt for laughing hysterically.

Somebody else said, I would literally use my PTO to be on this jury.

Literally.