Brett Cooper

And he, like, talks about the song WAP.

He talks about all of these crazy songs.

And he's like, did you think it was real?

Was this written for you?

Did you not like it?

Did you sue?

them over it.

No, you moved on with your life, which is what you should do now.

And like watching that clip, suddenly I'm just so pissed that I did not go to law school.

Like I could have been doing this.

I assumed it would be boring, but if I thought I had cases like this, maybe I would have reconsidered.

Anyway, now, obviously all of this is hysterical.

Again, my cheeks are hurting because I've been having such a good time talking about this.

It is top tier trolling, but in his testimony, and this is really where it gets patriotic, Afro man made really important and very patriotic points about his right to free speech and free trolling.

Oh, mic drop.

Because guys, he did not stop there.

And this is how he responded when the attorney pressed him on hurting Lickum Low Lisa's feelings.

So if you've been empathizing with Lickum Low Lisa, just listen to this.

Oh, I mean, it is so good.

Like he had that ready.