Brett Cooper

We are going to get through the bullet points.

And guys, I just have to say, this is the exact non-political drama that I have been craving for in 2026.

This is so great.

Hope you are enjoying this.

All right, let's just start at the beginning of this dissertation.

Let's just break this down.

So he says, I have been silent for years and made every effort to keep these matters private.

All right.

All right, once again, this is not totally true.

Again, we have known for over four years at this point that there was something happening.

And even though there was no notes app dissertation that was posted, they did make it clear that something was happening.

And it wasn't just, you know, not showing up to family events.

Again, this all goes back to the wedding.

Brooklyn and Nicola went so far as to throw a second wedding after their first wedding.

This seems very Harry and Meghan coded.

Oh, we just want privacy.

Now we're gonna go on tour and do a Netflix show.

Like, come on, you're not actually trying to be private here.

So Brooklyn next talks about the alleged dress feud that happened between Nicola and Victoria.

He said, my parents have been trying endlessly to ruin my relationship since before my wedding, and it hasn't stopped.