Brett Cooper

His mom is posh freaking spice.

She is a diva.

She could also be controlling and overbearing in a way.

You know, maybe her bad side came out during the wedding.

Probably maybe why he picked to marry Nicola.

You know, Freud would have a field day with that.

I don't know.

But also, you know, like this could be, you know, a fight

of the Matriarchs, Mrs. Beckham and the new Mrs. Beckham.

Remember, allegedly Victoria got super angry over that magazine cover calling Nicola the new Mrs. Beckham.

And you know, maybe Brooklyn is sitting here in the middle trying to define his own independent family away from the family brand.

But again, that's kind of hard to do when the brand and the family funds your life and has been funding basically your entire adult life as you flit around, blow torching grilled cheeses and taking blurry photos.

Like it's kind of hard to distance yourself away from that until you have a fallback.

which is his wife's $1.6 billion fortune.

There is a lot there in, you know, that eight-page dissertation, but there is a lot, again, that was omitted.

Maybe there is something in there that we did not hear, a straw that broke the camel's back, he's, you know, now securely married to a billionaire's daughter, he says, I'm done, finally, who knows?

But what I will say...

Is it just across the board?

Family is complicated.

It's really hard.