Brett Cooper

And so Trump, if you happen to be watching this, I know that you just removed Kristi Noem.

I know that you gave Pam Bondi the boot literally seconds before I sat down to film this episode.

Maybe do the same for Paula White.

Consider it a present for our Easter baskets, please.

Guys, today's episode might just take the cake for the most outrageous yet also devastating story of the show thus far, maybe even more out of pocket than the quadruple amputee murderer.

Because yesterday, the news broke that Kristi Noem's husband is a cross-dresser with a big booby fetish.

Big boobs?

What?

And yes, you heard that correctly.

I mean, I wish you could have seen my face when I opened up X and I was accosted with these photos.

Like, I could not believe it was real.

I thought for sure it had to be AI.

I was like, this is like some kind of blackmail scam.

This is not real just because it is so weird.

And yet, unfortunately, it is.

So without further ado, please hide your kids, cover their eyes, because everyone needs to meet Brian Noam.

And here he is, big boobies included.

Now, right from the jump, we need to acknowledge that, yes, this is an absolutely insane story, but it is also incredibly sad.

And yet, as we are watching this marriage fall apart in front of us, I feel like nobody should really be surprised.

Now, before we dive into this story, I'm gonna be doing some more live shows, by the way, so if you wanna get tickets for those, everything will be at fredcooper.com, which is also where you can be redirected to Cooper Confidential for behind-the-scenes content.