Brett Cooper

All right, diving into this story now.

So, I mean, I just don't even know where to start.

All of this information came out after the Daily Mail obtained hundreds of messages between him and various women within the bimboification scene.

Bimbo-ification.

I did not know that that was a scene.

I still really don't want to know.

I think I know as much as I would like to know, but here we are.

We are dealing with this together.

So the headline from the Daily Mail reads, secret double life of Kristi Noem's cross-dressing husband, Byron.

Oh my God, I keep saying Byron, it's Brian.

This poor man, like I'm telling his like shameful story and I can't even pronounce his name correctly.

It's not Byron or Bri, it's Brian.

Cross-dressing husband, Brian.

The pouty, busty, bimbo photos and the trove of explicit messages.

Now, before I read some excerpts to you, I just want to give props to this author for the top tier writing because here is how the article started.

Kristi Noem's husband is today revealed as a secret cross-dresser who dons gigantic fake breasts and pink hot pants to chat with online fetish models.

While his wife has operated the highest echelons of government, handling matters of national security in her role as DHS secretary, Brian Noem, 56, has been dressing up and paying adult entertainers to talk dirty.

And guys, apparently it's not just that he himself likes wearing the gigantic boobies as you guys saw, but apparently he also likes looking at them.

Like just across the board, this man is a mega fan of mega big boobies.

Boobies.