Brett Cooper

This is big booby Brian that we are dealing with today.

Somebody commented and said, you're laughing?

Kristi Noem just got brutally chest-mogged by her husband and you're laughing?

I had to include it.

I mean, like literally look at them.

It is shocking.

I also just have to say, this photo is a work of art.

This is a real photo from the Daily Mail investigation.

That is Brian.

He's holding up the knockers.

Meanwhile, their dog, who has not been shot by Kristi Noem yet,

is peering at him from within the closet.

Every part of this is just wild.

Anyway, moving on back into the story, this man, Brian, has sent over $25,000 in digital payments to the women that he was chatting with online.

And in the messages, they found references to custom-made XS.

XL implants that can hold more than 3,000 cubic centimeters of saline per breast, far greater than surgeons typically recommend.

Well, thank goodness, because it's not actually being put inside of him.

He's just wearing them, anyway.

It's called bimboification.

People who modify their body to look like a doll, the Barbie look.