Brett Cooper

You should have been focused on the immigrant sex workers and what they have on members of our government or their spouses.

Now, according to The Daily Beast, Axios reporter Mark Caputo revealed that he had been given a tip last month

about Brian Noam's busty bimbo alter ego before the Daily Mail reported on his cross-dressing habits on Tuesday.

He said, I mean, guys, like, that is just the icing on the cake.

And I just have to say, I don't really want to know.

Maybe I do want to know.

what other immigrant sex workers have on members of government.

Like, if we aren't really gonna get the rest of the Epstein files, if we aren't gonna see arrest or accountability, maybe this is how we make things happen.

Now, all of that aside, I don't even know what else to say.

This story is so insane.

Like, unfortunately, this entire thing, ending with the illegal immigrant sex worker being the one to turn him in, like, it's poetic.

It's unfortunately better than anything Hollywood could have ever concocted in their brains.

And so I think the one thing that I can say and end this on is I think the best thing

the America first thing, the positive thing for our country would be for everyone involved to retreat, to leave their jobs, to take some time off and get their own homes and family in order and leave us out of it.

But if they don't leave us out of it, don't worry, I'll be back with another episode.

Welcome to part one of Who the F Did I Pardon?

And I'm saying that it's part one because the list of absolute buffoons that Donald Trump has pardoned might just each deserve their own episode.

You might be wondering, why are you wearing sunglasses?

Why are you channeling Tim Dillon today?

It's because I'm done.