Brett Cooper

I'm done.

I was watching The Toast recently, and it's my favorite pop culture podcast, and they joked that when they wear sunglasses, it feels like they can be even more authentic.

It is their true selves, you know, unburdened by what has been.

They're hiding behind the sunglasses, and I honestly, I really felt that today.

The last three episodes have been a lot of griping, I would say, blackpilling, talking about the Trump administration.

Tomorrow, I am committing to turning a new leaf.

We will be talking about Christine Owens' big booby cross-dressing husband.

Unfortunately, that story broke as I was sitting down to write this episode, so there was not time for me to do that today.

But don't worry, don't worry, we will cover that tomorrow.

But for now...

Let's finish this trifecta of black-pilled episodes while I try to explain to people, maybe the Trump administration, why voters, why the American people are just a little bit displeased.

And today's story is a great example of that.

And I am once again just asking the Trump administration to maybe consider hiring some PR.

Like, consider the optics.

Well, foremost, I should say, because this really isn't about the optics, I am asking them to be transparent.

to prioritize not being corrupt, to be consistent with the things that they ran on, you know, the mandate that the American people gave Donald Trump.

But we do have to admit that it really is hilarious that their comms team acts like everything that's going on is totally peachy and that it makes complete and total sense.

And if you are confused as to what I might be referring to today, if you don't know what's going on based on the title or the thumbnail, well, guys, it's time for you to meet a man named Joseph Schwartz, the man involved in a $35 million nursing home tax fraud scheme who was pardoned by Trump only three months into his prison sentence.

Here he is, the man himself, Joseph Schwartz.

This man stole from his employees.