Brett Cooper

Do not.

My life is not made better by knowing.

I'm sorry.

Again, low blow.

Just had to say anyway, he was a speaker and he just talked about other people.

Just watch.

You got the gist of it.

His entire speech was about the retard right, and Megyn Kelly, and Tucker Carlson, and all the things.

I just have to say, it is ironic that he was saying that those people were never really MAGA when Josh Hammer himself was a never-Trumper.

So like, let's just pipe down, sir.

Anyway, moving on from that, I really just played that clip of Josh Hammer so that I could show you my favorite tweet from the weekend.

This is from Redheaded Libertarian, and she said,

CPAC planning meeting, guy one, how do we appeal to the kids?

Guy two, gay vampires?

You have my attention.

Like, I'm sorry, I had no idea until I read that tweet how much Josh Hammer looks like the little vampire from Sesame Street.

Just look him up, you'll see.

Anyway, needless to say, the other point that I'm trying to make here is that Josh Hammer didn't really bring in a crowd.

Like, the man was talking to chairs.

And to be honest, guys, so was Ted Cruz.