Chapter 1: What were the main issues at Barbie's Dream Fest?
So guys, I thought that the most pathetic thing I saw on social media this weekend was the Barbie Dream Fest that took place in Florida, or maybe I should say attempted to take place, like failed utterly. And then I saw photos of CPAC and suddenly Barbie Dream Fest did not look so pathetic.
And shocker, and maybe this is a controversial opinion, but I don't really think that the podcast wars did this. Now, before we dive into today's story, I actually want to ask you guys a question. What do you think MAGA stands for these days. Like, I'm interested in reading your comments. Like, do you still identify with MAGA?
Do you think it still represents the same thing that it did in 2016, 2020, or even 2024? This is a debate that I've been seeing in comment sections on X. It's something Alex and I have been talking about a lot. And I think it's really relevant to what we are discussing today. And I'm genuinely just interested in where you guys stand. So we're going to do a little bit of my own polling today.
I don't know if you guys saw, but CNN was like, 100% of MAGA approves of everything Trump is doing. 100% approval rating. And I was like, Okay, well then, am I still a MAGA? I don't know. Anyway, just let me know. I'm excited to read your comments. All right, moving into today's story. We certainly are in the era of failed conventions.
You know, two years ago, we had the infamous Willy's Chocolate experience that happened in Scotland. There was the woman in the crazy green wig doing the potions. Of course, there was Firefest, TanaCon, which was, Tana, how do you even pronounce her last name? Mogul? module, whatever it is, that was her alternative to VidCon.
There was, of course, DashCon, which was some kind of like Tumblr conference where the only amenity they offer people was a blow-up ball pit. Anyway, the point is, this weekend, and you might have seen this on social media, there was a festival that was put on in Fort Lauderdale called Barbie's Dream Fest. And it was just the latest in a long line of overhyped and under-delivered events.
And the tickets cost a whopping $250. And now this event was supposed to have Serena Williams winning like this girl boss feminism award. Angel Reese was supposed to be there. They would have inspiring panels on girlhood and womanhood, glam bars and photo shoots and fashion shows. They were even going to have yoga and disco and a marketplace and all of these things it was for.
Moms, daughters, sisters, babies, everyone. It was just a place to celebrate Barbie and womanhood. But when the guests arrived, this is what they got instead. A 20 by 20 cutout of turf that they probably bought that morning at Lowe's and a Barbie dream house that looked like they ordered it off of Timu. Now, they also had a
roller rink that was literally just like concert barrier fencing sectioning off a part of the concrete floor that literally looks like an ER trauma surgeon's dream. Like already in that photo, we zoom in a little bit. There is somebody going down head first onto straight concrete. They also then had the Barbie marketplace that they were talking so highly about.
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Chapter 2: What is the significance of MAGA in today's politics?
Yeah, your concern, I guess, should be the canceled guests, but you should have been concerned about the programming before people got there. That's something you think about before people start changing their flights to leave Barbie Fest. Now, you guys know I love this stuff.
Chapter 3: How does CPAC compare to other failed conventions?
I've done so many episodes on Fire Fest and the Willy's Chocolate Experience. Like, I just love chaos online. So this absolutely consumed my feed this weekend. It was all up in my algorithm. I could not stop laughing as more and more photos were coming out of girls in pink dresses and empty conference centers. And then... LOL, I realized that half of the photos were of CPAC.
I was scrolling through and I was like, oh my God, there's literally nobody here. And then I realized I was looking at CPAC. These are photos from Vanity Fair. Guys, you, I genuinely thought that some of this was BarbieCon, but no, it's CPAC. Like, oops. My bad. Honest mistake, I guess, because based on the photos and videos online, CPAC looked about as dead as Barbie Fest.
Now, you might be like, Brett, I don't even know what you're talking about. What the actual F is CPAC? And honestly, guys, I had to ask myself that same question. Like, obviously, I knew that there was a conservative event called CPAC. I've like watched people's speeches there before. I knew that it happened, but I didn't actually know what it was.
And I didn't realize that until a couple of days ago, Vanity Fair reached out to me last week. They said, you know, we're doing this article on Gen Z and CPAC, the modern conservative movement. We're sending reporters there. You know, could you give us your thoughts on the event? And I literally read that email and I was like, huh?
I genuinely didn't know how to respond, which they actually printed. Just listen to this. I was cracking up. I didn't think that they would actually use this in the article.
But they said Brett Cooper, a 24 year old conservative commentator with a YouTube show consisting of over 1.6 million subscribers, has recently been notably vocal about the war in Iran, particularly in what she sees as the lack of transparency in the administration's messaging. Very true.
When asked why she didn't attend the conference this year, she said, ironically, I have no comment because I literally don't even know what CPAC is. And that is how I responded. And I was like, yeah, you're welcome to print that. But I have nothing to say. I have no context on what it was before, what it is now. I don't even know. Like, am I... Am I a bad conservative?
Am I a bad conservative commentator? Like the only joy that I get out of these types of events these days is looking at the Grindr surge in the area after the events take place to get a good laugh. But like this time, there weren't even enough people there to have a Grindr surge. Anyway, moving on from that, just had to throw that in there.
Like I said, I knew that CPAC was some big event, conference. I have never attended. I don't think I've ever been invited. I'm not sure. I don't remember if I have. And literally guys, my only experience with CPAC in any capacity whatsoever is that four years ago, one of my best friends, one of my bridesmaids, she attended CPAC. She went to network for her job.
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Chapter 4: How did social media influence perceptions of CPAC?
Like, I'm sorry, I had no idea until I read that tweet how much Josh Hammer looks like the little vampire from Sesame Street. Just look him up, you'll see. Anyway, needless to say, the other point that I'm trying to make here is that Josh Hammer didn't really bring in a crowd. Like, the man was talking to chairs. And to be honest, guys, so was Ted Cruz.
Ted Cruz was preaching to chairs about how Venezuela and Cuba and Iran will all have new governments, new amazing governments in the next six months. Just watch.
Today we have a greater chance that in the next six months we will see a new government in Venezuela, in Cuba, and in Iran.
Um, interesting, you know, based on my memory of MAGA and what that stood for, I really thought we were supposed to be America first and that we were against regime change as a coalition, but maybe, maybe I'm just the crazy one.
Now, to be fair, I am not just here to crap on those two men, even though obviously doing that has become a staple on my show, specifically with Ted Cruz, because the real point that I want to make here is that no one showed up for anyone on either side of the modern conservative right. Like for example, Not for Bannon, as you can see here, empty chairs in front of him as well.
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Chapter 5: Why was the attendance at CPAC so low this year?
Not even for Matt Gaetz, who essentially gave the exact opposite speech as Ted Cruz in regards to Iran and foreign policy. Again, empty chairs everywhere. Now I am showing you all of this just so you have the full picture of what the event looks like, because if you went on X, you probably would have seen people saying things like this. Apparently CPAC is empty this year.
Curious how this keeps happening to groups that align themselves with the post-liberals and the new right influencer scene, aka, thanks Josh Hammer, the retard right, America first, non-Zionist, Gripers, whatever you want to call them. And then you have that same side, the retard right, saying, LMAO, boo, this is because of Ted Cruz and Josh Hammer. They did this. They ruined CPAC.
Like, I'm sorry. controversial opinion, maybe everybody ruined it. Maybe everyone is just too busy with their normal lives. Maybe they are just too busy trying to make ends meet in this economy. Maybe they are hoping that we do not get dragged into another decades long regime change war in the Middle East.
Maybe they are hoping that we don't hit $200 oil and maybe they just couldn't be bothered because of all of that to attend this convention. Maybe they aren't fired up right now and they don't really think any of these people could actually fire them up. Maybe they are demoralized and checked out because in a lot of ways, that's how I feel.
Like I used to get behind this microphone, like back on comment section leading up to the 2024 election. And I was so excited to talk about politics. I had so much hope. There was so much unity. You had this like incredible coalition. Like I remember getting chills watching the insane Trump ad where they talked about unity.
I need new training shoes. By the way, have you checked the records? No, why? Maybe because of the payments. Oh, what? Well, do you remember when last year we and probably ten thousand other people were fined for salary payments? Oh, yeah? That's a little nice. Well, isn't it? And you've had Tulsi Gabbard and RFK Jr.
and J.D. Vance and Kash Patel and Trump. And he was talking about strength through peace. And he was talking about unity with the left and the right and a positive hope for America. And I'm like, where did that feeling go? And why am I sitting here every day going, oh my God, like, what am I going to talk about today? Because everything just seems so depressing.
And it's all ironic because then you have the admin posting things like MAGA is 100% behind Donald Trump. Trump has a 100% approval rating with MAGA. And that's kind of why I was asking you guys that question at the beginning because it's like, okay, then what actually is MAGA now?
because I have like 10 MAGA hats, I would have considered myself MAGA, but I'm not giving Trump a 100% approval rating personally. Maybe you guys are, I personally am not. Like who actually identifies with that anymore? And I'm not saying that in like a rhetorical way of like who could identify, but like actually who is that base?
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