Brett O'Brien
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I don't fucking know.
He asked me if I'm good at cleaning houses because I'm Latino.
Sherry, will you help me stay in the greatest nation of the world?
You've never talked to me this much.
She's kind of like a medium gay person.
You wanna know something embarrassing?
When her and I first started dating, she had actually slept with more women than I have.
Yeah, we actually, she broke up with me because I used to beat her all the time in board games.
Yeah, we'd be playing Monopoly, she'd start to win, I'd get super amped up, and then I'd punch her in the face.
I'm trying not to do cocaine anymore.
is making me too powerful.
Yeah, my favorite thing to do on cocaine was try to stand completely still.
It makes you feel like you're hitting a grind on Tony Hawk's Pro Skater.
You got any Ketamine fans in the audience?