Brian Cranston
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Somebody get a Kenyan out to Iraq.
Get one of those guys in country to step on a bouncing paddy.
That'd be the worst news ever.
Like all the guys are sitting around in the paddock just ready to smoke.
Everyone else is running the Olympics.
All the able-bodied people.
And then all of a sudden a Kenyan just rolls in.
Yeah.
Just rolls wicker wheelchair.
Old school wicker, like at Insane Asylum.
Turn of the century.
Just wicker.
And I was like, oh, fuck.
There's a barefoot guy.
He's got one barefoot.
Oh, we're going to get smoked by a canyon.
That'd be the greatest thing ever.
Like if they just said, look, we're going to take one canyon, we're going to cut his leg off, and we're going to have him dominate in this arena, too.
It'd be awesome.
Fuck you, blue eyes.