Brian Cranston
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first heard Apr 2026
last heard 17 Apr
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Unemployed MBA says, homemade lasagna.
Let's see.
How can I complain about homemade?
Well, here's how I can complain about it.
I have not had it in 15 years.
Only the shitty Stouffer's variety.
You think the fucking homemade lasagna.
Really, like, I think if somebody said, no homemade lasagna, half the marriages would just, people would go, fuck it, I'm not doing it.
Because to me, that's what I picture.
Like, I pictured in marriage would be like, listen, you're paying for private school.
You're paying the mortgage.
You're going to lease her a car.
You're going to pay for gas.
You're going to pay for medical.
You're going to pay for everything.
But at the end of a long, hard week, you know what you're going to get?
plate of homemade lasagna.
Well, you know what?
I've held up my end of the bargain, Brian.
Sure have.
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