Brian Cranston

Breakfast in bed.

Well, let's not go there.

I mean, unless you're talking about a breakfast bar in bed or an actual breakfast, because that I've never experienced before.

Fourth of July, fireworks.

For the July fireworks, I enjoy the bejesus out of.

I will say this.

We have not moved ahead technologically in fireworks in the fireworks department in about 2,000 years.

When you say we, you mean the Chinese?

I mean the Chinese.

I feel like the Chinese maybe 1,000 years ago would look up into the sky, and even with their limited vision, see exactly what we see now standing on our beautifully manicured golf course.

versus in 2012.

I want someone to take it a next step.

And believe me, I've seen the smiley... I think it's going to be Jeremy Lin.

I've seen the smiley face.

I'm not blown away by it.

I'm just saying...

fireworks.

And by the way, you've made them safer.

That doesn't mean shit to me because the best part about the evening news is the fireworks display gone bad when the barge catches on fire and the shit starts going everywhere and everyone's running and shit's flying everywhere.

I like that part.