Brian Cranston
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In this case, you have to be right on.
Thank you.
Oreo is in the cookie department.
You know, it doesn't make the top 25.
And it's one of these things where in cookies, once you get down to 25, you start up at the top again.
You know what I'm saying?
I want to.
You don't need to keep going that deep into Cookieville.
Right.
There's no reason for you to eat your 31st favorite cookie.
You'll just go right back to peanut butter again.
It's like, all right, so maybe you've topped off on the oatmeal.
So fine, you go to peanut butter, and then you go to chocolate chip.
But by the time you're done with the chocolate chips...
Not that you're eating a baker's dozen every day.
But at a certain point, you just go back up to the top again.
Oreo does not make the top 25 of cookies.
They're fucking idiots.
Well, first off.
We've convinced people there's a way to eat them, which means it's bad.