Brian Green
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Without you, I'm not entirely sure what we would do.
There is a ton of porn.
There is a very famous porn star with the last name Hoadley.
She goes by like Kia Hoadley or something like that.
Let me tell you something.
Well, I know you.
So for me, it's like I'm not watching any Hoadley porn.
That's just not it.
However, I did find one grandma named Hoadley that was doing porn.
And let me tell you something.
And one of the more disturbing images I've ever seen in porn was her whacking herself off in a bathroom.
I'm just saying, if you're into grandma porn and that's your thing, cool, man.
But I'm not into it in any way, shape, or form.
Okay, you want to see how well I know you?
Yes, for sure.
Let's do a little best friend quiz.
Yeah, I haven't looked at these ahead of time, so I don't know, okay?
I just slapped them on there.