TCB Classic: The Frankie B Tour Agency
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What happened to Frankie B and why is he missing?
On this episode of the Commercial Break. We'll be right back. Let's do a best of on Frankie B. So here you go. While Chrissy is in Memphis and I am in New York, you get old Frankie B. Here's one where he became a travel reviewer for 13 seconds. He did one video on a trip that he took somewhere in Mexico. Not a particularly nice place, but he does an excellently shitty job of reviewing the location where he's staying. So here it is. Frankie B in Mexico. And we'll be back live next week with new episodes streaming and on the RSS feed of The Commercial Break.
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Yes, sir. Another episode of The Commercial Break coming at you live from the TCB Studios located somewhere north of Atlanta. I'm Brian Green. This is my good friend Chrissy Hoadley. And best to you.
What was Frankie B's brief experience as a travel reviewer?
Best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. And super excited because it is your birthday week.
Yes, it is.
Look at that. How young are you, may I ask? Because my mom told me it was polite to ask a woman her age. I don't know. I'm 29 forever. 29 forever. Is that the age you'd want to be stuck at? 29? What age would you want to be stuck at? Maybe.
How does Frankie B's travel review reflect his personality?
Had a Groundhog's Day situation.
Yeah, maybe we'd be 29.
29? I think 33 would be mine.
33P? Yeah, 33P. That's right.
It falls right in. It falls right in there. Because, you know, once you go pee, you never know. Once you go pee, you never know. I don't know.
No, all the years are good to me.
Yeah. Well, you look good.
What are the highlights of Frankie B's trip to Mexico?
Thank you. Whatever age you are, you look fantastic. Not a day over 10.
I'm like the girl that's aging backwards.
Shauna Ray. Shauna Ray. Shauna Ray.
She just doesn't age.
She just doesn't. She's dating, by the way, now. It's very interesting. The guy did not know what she looked like before he met her. Right. That's a little bit of a surprise. And they had an instant connection.
What unique features does the La Concha hotel in San Juan offer?
I'm a little suspicious of the guy, but okay, whatever. All right, so it's your birthday week, and I've decided to start a new tradition here at the commercial break. On our birthday weeks, it's not, you know, this won't fall. People are listening whenever they're listening. They may not be listening on your birthday. Sure. But we are going to have a Google birthday. Okay. Because we know the Chrissy Hoadley that's sitting in front of us. The audience has now had 150 some odd episodes to understand who you are. And while many will complain that I'm the only one who talks on the show, while many wish they heard more of you, I know who you are. I think I know who you are. Hopefully, after all this time. But do we know what the other Chrissy Hodleys around the world are doing?
How does the hotel compare to others in terms of amenities?
No. It's your Google birthday, Chrissy. Are you ready?
Are there other Chrissy Hodleys?
There's only one. There are many Chrissy and Kristen and Christies. So I just looked for Kay Hodley. It's basically what I did. Because if you actually, if you Google Chrissy Hoadley, it's pretty much you that comes up now that we have all this awful content. I mean, we're never, I hope you don't plan on getting another job after this. I don't think I could. Because, you know, the D.D. Cantor episode is not what you want your future boss to hear.
Maybe it is. If they think it's funny, then they're right.
What humorous moments arise during Frankie B's hotel review?
Your balls have impeccable taste.
Is that a 1970 Marmont? Is that a Marmont?
Excuse me, sir. Would you like to sniff? No, no, no, no, sir. Straight to my balls, please. I'm going to put my balls on the decanter and let it wash over. Swirl it around. Swirl it around. Both nuts are involved. On my right nut, I get a hint of earthiness. On my left nut, just a bit of sheep shit. I had someone tell me that once in a tasting. Sheep shit?
What are the final thoughts on the travel review experience?
Sheep shit. What do you call it? uh sheep do or sheep manure or something like that we were at like we were at the silver oak winery i think in california and he's like do you notice some some like i don't know what he called it sheep essence yeah sheep essence do you know some sheep ass in there like two he was actually trying to tell us that there was hints of sheep shit in there and i was like this is this is not for me i gotta get going yeah
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happened to Frankie B and why is he missing?
0:08–1:54
2
What was Frankie B's brief experience as a travel reviewer?
1:54–2:17
3
How does Frankie B's travel review reflect his personality?
2:17–2:36
4
What are the highlights of Frankie B's trip to Mexico?
2:36–2:56
5
What unique features does the La Concha hotel in San Juan offer?
2:56–3:42
6
How does the hotel compare to others in terms of amenities?
3:42–4:21
7
What humorous moments arise during Frankie B's hotel review?
4:21–4:56
8
What are the final thoughts on the travel review experience?
4:56–1:05:53