Brian Green

Yeah, they needed a break.

They ran out of bullshit to talk about.

They ran out of fake monsters not to catch.

So Chrissy and I caught on to Monster Hunters last season and we started reviewing some of the audio on the tapes because it's just so ridiculous that anybody takes this seriously.

But I bet some of the same people who are – whatever, anyway.

Same people who are demonizing the furries are watching Monster Hunters at home.

Never, not once.

Or a ghost.

On any of these shows has a legitimate scientist ever, or anybody, ever caught a glimpse of the monster.

Because the cameraman, who we refer to as Billy, no matter who it really is, Oh, guys, I'm so sorry.

Never catches the animal that they're trying to chase.

Never, not once.

Even though he's right there and everybody, they have encounters with them.

They get bitten and they get scratched and they get clawed and they get pulled into the water.

The cameraman has never caught up with it.

They do get pulled into the water.

One guy got pulled into the water.

And the 375-pound man who's leading these man-children around this adventure, right, I'm sure is an actor, must be, is, you know, he's stopping the camera.

You know, the cameraman's behind him, so everyone's too slow to the action.

They've been shot at.