Brian Green

port, was trying to kick down people's doors.

He had his shirt off, big boy, trying to kick down doors on the Carnival Cruise.

I have determined that the Carnival Cruise has become the Black Friday Walmart

of cruising because it's so cheap right i mean it's dirt fucking cheap it's like a hundred dollars to go to cozumel for the weekend those ads before i've been on a carnival cruise by the way i went on there many years ago my first cruise was a carnival cruise and i thought it was lovely because i had nothing to compare i was gonna say maybe that's the starter cruise yes the starter cruise it's the starter cruise or it's the i want to get away for the weekend and i don't you know i'm i'm not getting paid till next week kind of cruise

Because I've been on Royal Caribbean and Disney Cruise.

Now, Disney Cruises are crazy expensive anyway, so you get what you pay for in that sense.

Royal Caribbean, I think, is like the middle of the road.

They have Ritz-Carlton Cruises now, too.

Oh, I know.

I'm on that list now, too.

I would definitely go on a Ritz Cruise.

If it wasn't $41,000 for the mid-suite.

$41,000.

Jeff and I will treat ourselves.

Way off.

So there's a huge gap between $239 for a person to go to Cozumel for the weekend and $41,000 for the mid-suite on a Ritz-Carlton cruise.

And so I understand that when you make it accessible or affordable for everyone to cruise, everyone's going to cruise.

Everyone and anyone are going to cruise.

But so far this year, I think I've heard that Carnival Cruises has had to pull a poop cruise for three and a half days back to port.

Many people have fallen and jumped off.